Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..
Here is why:
If you had skills, you wouldn't get defensive. You wouldn't even care about showing off.. You wouldn't even interprit my reply as to be directed to you..
And another thing. Wife is a no no. Wife is a major commitment. Wife is a security thing. Men marry in order to secure a woman, so that no one else can have her..
Hey, human communication is only 8% verbal. The rest is none verbal. That hidden language. Not many people know how to understand and speak that language.
As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.
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