Haha...this reminds me of the laptop I sold awhile back. The old fellow bought it for his grand daughter who was going away to college. When the laptop arrived, he sent an amazingly hostile email to me. He accused me of a scam and said the attorney general had been contacted and the police. He never said why he was so pissed. I responded and asked him what was wrong and he said that I should know exactly what's wrong. Again, I asked what the problem was. So...he emailed me back and told me the keys on the keyboard were not in alphabetical order. NO JOKE!!!
The scariest part about this is I assume he was using a keyboard to type the email to me in the first place...
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