mail him a box of dog crap if its under $50
Over $50 create a new account with their name and start selling stuff and send the buyers dog crap instead of what they bought.
....sorry about the dog crap suggestion, I have two dogs and an abundance of dog crap in the yard. You can substitute the dog crap if you want.lol
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