my wife is selling a camera on eBay, giving you guys the option to buy it first... - Page 2

imjustme · #21 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..

Here is why:

If you had skills, you wouldn't get defensive. You wouldn't even care about showing off.. You wouldn't even interprit my reply as to be directed to you..

I know your reply was directed to me because you responded talking about the breast and the camera. I was the one who posted that. I didn't need to call Einstein to figure that out.

I don't have 'killer skills' to 'get a supermodel'. I love my wife for much more than just that. The fact that she looks great is just a bonus. Why should I choose an ugly wife if I can have a beautiful wife? In YOUR own words "As a quality men, we don't date women that 6 and bellow". You said that, not me.

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Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

And another thing. Wife is a no no. Wife is a major commitment. Wife is a security thing. Men marry in order to secure a woman, so that no one else can have her..

No, they don't. We actually married so that I could legally stay, live and work in Japan. There are limited visa options for foreigners, especially me being 25 and she being 24. If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't be married, just living together.

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Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Hey, human communication is only 8% verbal. The rest is none verbal. That hidden language. Not many people know how to understand and speak that language.

Uhm ...right. Really, you're spot on there. I didn't understand any of your "hidden language" there.

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Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.

Sorry, I live in Japan, not in a monastery. I find the boobs and camera funny. I find the blowup sheep funny. And so do many other people. My wife has a dildo, but she has never used it in a five star restaurant, so I can't comment on that.

Everyone that knows me in real life knows not to debate with me. But anyways, there's nothing wrong with a little laugh in your life and I hope I brought a little of that to yours.

twdell · #22 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 09:27 AM

mr wolf you act and sound like a guy who just got banned fromt his site.

mantisinc · #23 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 09:36 AM

Mr Wolf, when I go for lunch in the Ritz I often make dildo jokes, and they go down an absolute treat.

Twdell, I couldn't agree more. Personally it seemed obvious to me from the start.

imjustme · #24 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by twdell

mr wolf you act and sound like a guy who just got banned fromt his site.

Looks like I'm the slow one today ...I didn't notice that until you guys mentioned it.

HANSON ALERT!!!!!!!

Triflin · #25 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 09:49 AM

Ah...yeah I am a bit slow today too. Good lookin out twdell

ebayvictim · #26 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 10:09 AM

I liked the name....thought it said it all!

ivegotinfo · #27 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 11:27 AM

nice thread

twdell · #28 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:01 PM

mrchemeleon also sounds like mrwolf and mrhanson. keep an eye out...

Rosanna · #29 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 02:14 PM

Or a clone. I am a woman and this does not offend me in the least. It's funny, lighten up.

**GreenBean** · #30 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 03:13 PM

So there is really no camera for sale?

BTW, great humor.

ebayhateluv · #31 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 06:08 PM

Funny, (but true).. I was driving yesterday when the thread showed up as new,, i was excited, as im looking for a camera to take closeups of coins, so i figured he being in Japan, it had to be a Excellent one.,, just when i was gonna pm him, i noticed the camera holder...

Anyhow..Aspkin needs the Ebay fraud detection software on here ..

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scouse12345 · #32 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..

As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.

My 2 cents, lighten up ffs, if you find it so offensive, you have obviously took that personally... an accusation you made of the original poster.. and while were at it.. less of your "Master teaches Pupil " B*llocks, some people enjoy a lighter moment on here now and again... your drivel is just plain *****..

ivegotinfo · #33 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 09:34 AM

lol i love the british speak "drivel" "*****" "b*llocks" haha , regular english is boring.

**TheyGotMeToo** · #34 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 02:58 PM

Thought I would revive an old Thread that has plenty of HUMOR & DRAMA! LOL

waterproof · #35 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 04:44 PM

I have skills....I have knumbchuck skills.....computer hacking skills..etc "Napolian Dynamite"
I don't know what all of the fuss is about anyway, I like the camera!

vicvelcro · #36 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 06:06 PM

I'm wondering (if it says anwhere, I missed it) if that comes with a flash.

lakeman · #37 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 06:08 PM

^^^ hahahaha!!

aking · #38 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 07:16 PM

yea man, have a sense of humor about it. lighten up bro!!

yozalo · #39 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 07:38 PM

Wow, hmmm..... I hope no one under 18 is viewing this. Viewer discretion is advised.