my wife is selling a camera on eBay, giving you guys the option to buy it first...

[imjustme]

It's not actually my wife, but a nice ...um, camera anyways

[thelizardking]

how much for those...I mean that cam?

[mantisinc]

LOL, good one.

[koalawash]

Saving some money on the heating bills at home, I see..

[twdell]

you've got to be kidding about the used breast implants. i have seen people selling used sex toys on ebay. that is just nasty.

[thelizardking]

Used sex toys? haha

[imjustme]

You surely mean unwashed used sex toys?

[twdell]

i would assume they were washed, but you never know.

[scouse12345]

Originally Posted by twdell

i would assume they were washed, but you never know.

I aint selling my sheep for no f*cker..

[Triflin]

Sheep! LMAO scouse. Must me a country folk like me.

[GreenBean]

A special for the Poms.

Why did the soldiers bring so many sheep back from The Falklands?



War Brides.

[ebayvictim]

OMG, I just found this thread.....you guys are sick! LMAO

[mantisinc]

LOL, this thread developed well

[imjustme]

[scouse12345]

Originally Posted by imjustme

Imjustme asked me for that pic of my sheep (Gloria) as i fondly call her.. i'm sure he's spending long lonley hours, under the duvet with torch and pic of Gloria and other secret sexual toy Paraphernalia... Wish i'd never sent it now..

[Mr_Wolf]

Originally Posted by imjustme

It's not actually my wife, but a nice ...um, camera anyways

You see how all the AFCs on this website focused on the woman, instead of the camera. People focus on things they are lacking, and online it is a safe place to do it, because they're sitting behind their desk, in a privacy of their own homes..

Now, should that woman showed them that camera in person, they'd focus on the camera, since looking at those boobs would feel shameful to them..

Brothers, that's not right.


Let's talk about that woman. She's not even hot. Judging by her hands, she's average, possibly HB5.. Learn to give props only to women that deserve it, i.e. hot women.. The Hot Babe Scale | The Reality Method

As a quality men, we don't date women that 6 and bellow, and some have their bar set at 7, 8 and even 9.. Also, as a quality men you shouldn't be focusing on woman's breasts. That's a sure way to make her feel uncompfortable.. Learn how you can make her feel compfortable..


I used to be like you people. Back when I was an AFC. Now though, any woman I want, I can have. These skills are learned and practised. Just like you can become good at a sport, you can become good with women. This have a profound positive effect on your life. On all aspects of your life in fact. Learn to become a DJ/PUA, it will lead you to happiness and success.



Some of you will be single, some of you will have girlfriend, and some of you are married. But unless you have the skills, you are nothing but a puppit and your women can control you, and if you don't comply, she can get rid of you.. Unless you have seduction skills, you do not have the reproduction aspect of your life under control, and leaving your future on this Earth to a chance.


The solution is simple. Evolve, or get extinct.

[Mr_Wolf]

^^^Hopefully, I can inspire some of you to learn these skills.


I've been blessed by discovering seduction science/PUA/DJing.. I love telling people about it, because I know it could be just a thing some people been looking for!

[imjustme]

So because I posted the above funny picture, it means that I'm hiding behind my desk, focusing on the wrong parts of women, not good with women and need to grow up and get a life? That's a weird response to say the least.

I'm here because eBay killed my account and you guys helped me get back on eBay. I just tried to post something funny I found while browsing around.

As for women, I'm married to a 24-year old Japanese supermodel. Yes, professional magazine supermodel, not an adult movie star. No, I'm not kidding you and no, I'm not posting photos, so don't ask.

Obviously I know how to handle women, but back to the topic ...it was just meant to be fun

[Mr_Wolf]

Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..

Here is why:

If you had skills, you wouldn't get defensive. You wouldn't even care about showing off.. You wouldn't even interprit my reply as to be directed to you..


And another thing. Wife is a no no. Wife is a major commitment. Wife is a security thing. Men marry in order to secure a woman, so that no one else can have her..


Hey, human communication is only 8% verbal. The rest is none verbal. That hidden language. Not many people know how to understand and speak that language.




As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.

[Triflin]

Dude, Mr. Wolf get over it.

As a female here on the board, I can see the HUMOR in the picture. It is funny as hell and you just took it the wrong way. It was meant to be funny, not to offend and thus far, you are apparently the only one who has taken offense.

Lighten up....

[imjustme]

Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..

Here is why:

If you had skills, you wouldn't get defensive. You wouldn't even care about showing off.. You wouldn't even interprit my reply as to be directed to you..

I know your reply was directed to me because you responded talking about the breast and the camera. I was the one who posted that. I didn't need to call Einstein to figure that out.

I don't have 'killer skills' to 'get a supermodel'. I love my wife for much more than just that. The fact that she looks great is just a bonus. Why should I choose an ugly wife if I can have a beautiful wife? In YOUR own words "As a quality men, we don't date women that 6 and bellow". You said that, not me.

Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

And another thing. Wife is a no no. Wife is a major commitment. Wife is a security thing. Men marry in order to secure a woman, so that no one else can have her..

No, they don't. We actually married so that I could legally stay, live and work in Japan. There are limited visa options for foreigners, especially me being 25 and she being 24. If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't be married, just living together.

Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Hey, human communication is only 8% verbal. The rest is none verbal. That hidden language. Not many people know how to understand and speak that language.

Uhm ...right. Really, you're spot on there. I didn't understand any of your "hidden language" there.

Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.

Sorry, I live in Japan, not in a monastery. I find the boobs and camera funny. I find the blowup sheep funny. And so do many other people. My wife has a dildo, but she has never used it in a five star restaurant, so I can't comment on that.

Everyone that knows me in real life knows not to debate with me. But anyways, there's nothing wrong with a little laugh in your life and I hope I brought a little of that to yours.

[twdell]

mr wolf you act and sound like a guy who just got banned fromt his site.

[mantisinc]

Mr Wolf, when I go for lunch in the Ritz I often make dildo jokes, and they go down an absolute treat.

Twdell, I couldn't agree more. Personally it seemed obvious to me from the start.

[imjustme]

Originally Posted by twdell

mr wolf you act and sound like a guy who just got banned fromt his site.

Looks like I'm the slow one today ...I didn't notice that until you guys mentioned it.

HANSON ALERT!!!!!!!

[Triflin]

Ah...yeah I am a bit slow today too. Good lookin out twdell

[ebayvictim]

I liked the name....thought it said it all!

[ivegotinfo]

nice thread

[twdell]

mrchemeleon also sounds like mrwolf and mrhanson. keep an eye out...

[Rosanna]

Or a clone. I am a woman and this does not offend me in the least. It's funny, lighten up.

[GreenBean]

So there is really no camera for sale?









BTW, great humor.

[ebayhateluv]

Funny, (but true).. I was driving yesterday when the thread showed up as new,, i was excited, as im looking for a camera to take closeups of coins, so i figured he being in Japan, it had to be a Excellent one.,, just when i was gonna pm him, i noticed the camera holder...

Anyhow..Aspkin needs the Ebay fraud detection software on here ..)

[scouse12345]

Originally Posted by Mr_Wolf

Basically you're soooooooo cool, it's awesome!! You've got killer skills to get a supermodel! Awesome! But that's just a story..



As for a joke, I find it distasteful, and immature, and down right weired. Same goes for the sheep. It's like making a dildo joke in a five star restaurant. Simply uncomfortable, distasteful, and immature. My 2 cents.

My 2 cents, lighten up ffs, if you find it so offensive, you have obviously took that personally... an accusation you made of the original poster.. and while were at it.. less of your "Master teaches Pupil " B*llocks, some people enjoy a lighter moment on here now and again... your drivel is just plain *****..

[ivegotinfo]

lol i love the british speak "drivel" "*****" "b*llocks" haha , regular english is boring.

[TheyGotMeToo]

Thought I would revive an old Thread that has plenty of HUMOR & DRAMA! LOL

[waterproof]

I have skills....I have knumbchuck skills.....computer hacking skills..etc "Napolian Dynamite"
I don't know what all of the fuss is about anyway, I like the camera!

I'm wondering (if it says anwhere, I missed it) if that comes with a flash.

[lakeman]

^^^ hahahaha!!

[aking]

yea man, have a sense of humor about it. lighten up bro!!

[Burning]

Wow, hmmm..... I hope no one under 18 is viewing this. Viewer discretion is advised.

[.ISO]

I lol'd so hard at this thread