I basically told them that I was a brand new seller who happened to come across a great deal on merchandise recently, and purchased it with the intention making a small profit online. I provided the tracking numbers for all of my recent orders, and pointed out that a few of them had already been delivered. I stroked their ego a bit about what a wonderful marketplace I thought Amazon was, how thankful I was to be given the opportunity to be part of it, how important it was to keep the site a safe one, how dedicated I was to good customer service, yadda yadda yadda. Then I asked, very nicely, for a speedy resolution to the review. Presto... review closed and access to funds restored! Yeah!
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