Its a bloody stottie
Went to Manchester once had the same issue...they didn't have a clue what I was on about. I was equally as confused when they started offering a bacon barm... I usually rub balm on!
Try going to stoke - they love oatcakes there, they're weird pancake bready things that they eat for every meal of the day. Weird to try but once you've got half a pound of bacon on anything it tends to taste good!
Bloody southerners |