Ebay is the only company in the world that knows the real name of Chuck Norris.
Ebay/Paypay is the only company in the world that can defeat Chuck Norris by limiting his account for 180 days.
Ebay once asked Chuck Norris to pick up the trash and clean the dishes and he did that.
Ebay once asked Chuck Norris for his martial arts belts and Norris gave them to ebay without question.
Ebay asked Chuck Norris to get a sex change operation and he did, Chick Norris is now called Beverly Norris.
Chuck Norris has a land line telephone for each room of his house just for when ebay calls.
Ebay is the only known person/company/thing in the universe that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Last edited by yotano211; 08-07-2013 at 05:47 AM.
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