very very urgent question

oompaloompa · #1 12-03-2014

mini is off sick from school today.

she asks, what will kill us all first - will it be robots/AI or asteroids ?

I have tackled a number of odd questions this morning, but am not too sure about how exactly or in which order we will all die, help please.....

GreenBean · #2 12-03-2014

asteroids

in planes manned by robots created by AI.

The End.

antwest1986 · #3 12-03-2014

It will be ebay and paypal once they take over the world!

oompaloompa · #4 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by GreenBean

asteroids

in planes manned by robots created by AI.

The End.

mini likes that one, mini elaborates and says an asteroid is coming and the robots are meant to destroy it in rockets, but get self-aware and go on killing spree in revenge....
this is taking minis mind off being full of snottage....

rsot · #5 12-03-2014

Don't give mini any weapons ....

GreenBean · #6 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by oompaloompa

mini likes that one, mini elaborates and says an asteroid is coming and the robots are meant to destroy it in rockets, but get self-aware and go on killing spree in revenge....
this is taking minis mind off being full of snottage....

Her bedroom still awaits her.

I shall continue her education.

She can come play with us.

We can go to the Range and practise with our pistols. Or a spot of paintball?

rsot · #7 12-03-2014

Ooh nice - paintball - get the gear on $

oompaloompa · #8 12-03-2014

oh so she can break your stock too, whilst being 'helpful' carrier/packer.....

not hungry enough for breakfast or lunch due to feeling unwell, but snot is being eaten as a snack....

thanks for all the answers, a picture has been drawn of aforementioned asteroids and robots...but conclusion has been reached that some humans can survive if they live underground and eat insects.....

rsot · #9 12-03-2014

Living underground and eating insects...simple life...

yankee · #10 12-03-2014

How old is she?
Sounds like an interesting day ahead of you

GreenBean · #11 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by oompaloompa

oh so she can break your stock too, whilst being 'helpful' carrier/packer.....

not hungry enough for breakfast or lunch due to feeling unwell, but snot is being eaten as a snack....

thanks for all the answers, a picture has been drawn of aforementioned asteroids and robots...but conclusion has been reached that some humans can survive if they live underground and eat insects.....

Will not happen with her Auntie.

We have a male to do the menial tasks.

She will have no burdens.

GreenBean · #12 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by yankee

How old is she?
Sounds like an interesting day ahead of you

I think 6 going on about 36.....

One of those rare times in my life I could contemplate mixing with an ankle-biter.

This gal has so much style, panache.

She needs to complete her education with me.

Her powers are strong.

oompaloompa · #13 12-03-2014

well done on the age GB, you make a good auntie....

this morning I also answered the question, 'are there any colours we cannot see?' to the best of my scientific ability, and I included some philosophy too, as in the tree in the woods, and can we hear it etc.....

mmm gb powers are strong, how would you handle this?
all 3 of the emergency services have been called by under the age of 5, praying it will stop now, the phone lock helps....1 was for them to pick up baby brother and have him adopted to 'a nice family', police were called due to green vegetables not wanting to be eaten, and I am not sure why fire brigade was asked for, as they hung up on her and called me back, but I can only imagine.....

pre-school staff showed visible relief on her last day....

I think it will be a 2 day illness stint at home, judging from the sneezing, one of which hit me in the cheek, so I will prob be next....but v. useful to work from home with sick kids, stealth benefit too that should be advertised, aspkin take note.....

rsot · #14 12-03-2014

Good plug there oompa

GreenBean · #15 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by oompaloompa

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mmm gb powers are strong, how would you handle this?
all 3 of the emergency services have been called by under the age of 5, praying it will stop now, the phone lock helps....1 was for them to pick up baby brother and have him adopted to 'a nice family', police were called due to green vegetables not wanting to be eaten, and I am not sure why fire brigade was asked for, as they hung up on her and called me back, but I can only imagine.....

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Own mobile phone with a speed dial to her Daddy.

The Father figure needs to contribute to her education.

It's all good in terms of education that Daddy be involved.

My gal can learn to discern how to manipulate mer as she grows up.

Tis the main function of girlchildren.

Bless!

MM78 · #16 12-03-2014

Id like to go out fighting Robots, at least I can say I fought them off! Asteroid destruction depends on our government....

jeffweico · #17 12-03-2014

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Originally Posted by oompaloompa

mini is off sick from school today.

she asks, what will kill us all first - will it be robots/AI or asteroids ?

I have tackled a number of odd questions this morning, but am not too sure about how exactly or in which order we will all die, help please.....

The thing she is most likely to die from? Natural causes. Old age. Seriously.

dealagreeproceed · #18 12-04-2014

death such a more serious topic than we perceive it to be. lets get back to the stealth