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[agent006140]

Here is the latest-
In the future,Ebay will go with the AMZN model,those large/medium.small legit retailers who hate AMZN but do not do well with its own website will join Ebay .
They will have professional photograher,customer service,competent IT personel and good merchandise ( no retail arbitrage,they have the real things),they are well capitalised to deal with INR,INAD.
It will save EBay a lot of hassles to suspend,reinstate and suspend again individual sellers,you guys have cost EBAY a lot of time and $$,just to collect a few pennies from you.
This would be good news for Wall Street since EBay is no longer a growth stock,it would revigorate Ebay and hopefully moves its stock to the strasphere!
Would it be another AMZN with private airports and planes,probably not,it would be kind of like the old Yahoo shopping but BETTER,STAY TUNED.
There Would be another website,either run by EBay or farmed out to??someone who wants to be in the business to deal with individuals who sell used,counterfeit,knockoffs items they found in garage,doctor office trash cans,AMZN,grandma attics .
You guys are welcome to join and make yourself at home.
So long,good luck and GOODBYE!
If you need a free HD coupon,just let me know ,I hate to see it go t o waste

[Camaro2SS]

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**Here is the latest—**

In the future, eBay will likely adopt the Amazon (AMZN) model. Large, medium, and even small legitimate retailers—those who dislike Amazon but struggle with their own websites—will start joining eBay.

These sellers will have professional photographers, customer service teams, competent IT personnel, and quality merchandise (no retail arbitrage—just real products). They’ll also be well-capitalized to handle issues like INR (Item Not Received) and INAD (Item Not as Described).

This shift will save eBay a lot of hassle currently spent suspending, reinstating, and re-suspending individual sellers. Frankly, many of you have cost eBay a lot of time and money—for just a few pennies in return.

This would be good news for Wall Street. eBay is no longer considered a growth stock, but this move could reinvigorate the company and hopefully send its stock to the stratosphere!

Will it become another Amazon, with private airports and cargo planes? Probably not. It will be more like the old Yahoo Shopping—but better. **Stay tuned.**

There will be another website—either run by eBay or outsourced to someone else—designed to handle individual sellers of used, counterfeit, or knockoff items found in garage sales, doctor’s office trash cans, Amazon returns, or grandma’s attic.

You’re welcome to join that platform and make yourself at home.

**So long, good luck, and GOODBYE!**

If you need a free HD coupon, just let me know—I’d hate to see it go to waste.

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[robjobs1]

Mental illness y'all.

[barcyglobe]

Originally Posted by robjobs1

Mental illness y'all.

lol she's confused as I stated before... lost and confused about a lot of things... so sad

[rsot]

It's all for entertainment and chuckles ...hopefully

[Camaro2SS]

insanity runs amok !