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**Here is the latest—**
In the future, eBay will likely adopt the Amazon (AMZN) model. Large, medium, and even small legitimate retailers—those who dislike Amazon but struggle with their own websites—will start joining eBay.
These sellers will have professional photographers, customer service teams, competent IT personnel, and quality merchandise (no retail arbitrage—just real products). They’ll also be well-capitalized to handle issues like INR (Item Not Received) and INAD (Item Not as Described).
This shift will save eBay a lot of hassle currently spent suspending, reinstating, and re-suspending individual sellers. Frankly, many of you have cost eBay a lot of time and money—for just a few pennies in return.
This would be good news for Wall Street. eBay is no longer considered a growth stock, but this move could reinvigorate the company and hopefully send its stock to the stratosphere!
Will it become another Amazon, with private airports and cargo planes? Probably not. It will be more like the old Yahoo Shopping—but better. **Stay tuned.**
There will be another website—either run by eBay or outsourced to someone else—designed to handle individual sellers of used, counterfeit, or knockoff items found in garage sales, doctor’s office trash cans, Amazon returns, or grandma’s attic.
You’re welcome to join that platform and make yourself at home.
**So long, good luck, and GOODBYE!**
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