6 SIMPLE steps to complete eBay seller verification:
1. Confirm that your address is correct.
2. eBay will send you a cotton swab within the next 7 days.
3. Once you receive your eBay cotton swab, remove it from the packaging.
4. Swipe the cotton swab through your ass crack 2 or 3 times, until the color changes to brown.
(NOTE: If the color does not change after the 3rd swipe, the cotton swab will automatically lock itself and you will need to request another cotton swab.)
6. Return the cotton swab, along with your original passport (copies are not accepted), your marriage certificate (get married if you don't have one) and your first born child to eBay.
You're done! Thank you for becoming a verified eBay seller! :D
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