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Got a letter from Ebay Today...Want to hear something hilarious???
 

Today I received a big blue folder in the mail from Ebay. It says congradulation for achieving Top Seller status. When I opened the folder it explains all the benefits I will receive now from being a top seller. It also explains how Ebay community appreciates me and love me. Here is the funny part....That account was suspended for over 2 years LMAO That was my first account and I am forever banned from that account lol Before I got suspended it was only a "Power seller" and now 2 years later I am a "Top seller" but how??? I knew that account was haunted and there is a ghost selling on that account. There is some paranormal activity going on with that account. I never was a top-seller on Ebay before and always wanted to be one but this is not how I pictured it to be. Was kicked out a power seller then 2 years later my forever banned ebay account of mine is now awarded "Top seller" how ironic!

LOL

Send it back with a note, sorry I already have other power seller accounts and wont need this one.

Are you kidding me? 2 years later.

Shows they cannot even keep track of anything correctly.

Ever check that account out? Maybe they screwed up and open the account up for you since you were awarded a top notch honor from them. :pop2:

^^^^^^^what he said

I logged back in to that account and nope! I am still banned for life. I thought it would be worth a shot to call them and the lady made me wait 2 minutes listening to a romantic love instrumental and then she explained that I am banned then I said why did u mail me a blue folder today saying I am a top seller? And she said they never mailed me a letter. Hmmmmmm Inside the letter it says, "Congradulation you earned top rated seller status. We are pleased to award this certificate of achievement with my name on it then blah blah blah" the bottom of the letter it has John Donohoe and Christopher D Payne signature with the Ebay stamp on it yet the lady explains to me that their company did not give such a letter lol Maybe the ghost haunting that account gave me the letter to tease me??? Anyways, im keeping the certificate and will hang it on my wall and when people ask, I will say it aint easy being a top seller on Ebay ;)

Never had them mail certificate. All mine are always PDF format. No pretty folder no matter what category of power seller I was in.

Fixed. :clap:

Am I supposed to say "my bad"

Maybe its a 2013 thing that they just started. How do I post a pic on here? I will take a picture of it then post it on here. The letter says it was from San Jose Ebay Inc 2145 Hamilton Ave CA 95125. It is a nice blue folder and inside left side, is my certificate and on the right side is two letter and three small cards one is colored blue, next is red, and last one is color orange.

Why don't you just use it as your signature pic. That would be a hoot!

Fax it to ebay....

yeah till their fax runs out of paper

No? Not unless you feel compelled to...:peace:

How about eBay not sending those out to 100s of thousands of people and lowering their fees instead.

One can only imagine how much useless s****t ebay wastes our fee money on.

Can you imagine the mountain of blue folders they are going to get returned to them from stealths with inaccessible addys? :bounce: