My daughter is dating an eBay customer service rep... :(

Onion · #1 07-23-2016

I went to breakfast today to meet my daughters boyfriend. In the past, she has always let me meet her boyfriends right off the bat. Not this one, she wouldn't let me meet him for some reason. Now I know why, he is a customer service representative for eBay. Today is the day I shook hands with the devil at IHOP. As soon as he told me he works for eBay, my heart sunk down to my foot. I immediately started suffering from a PTSD attack thinking about all of the times I had to deal with nipple heads like this guy. If Jared from Subway and Snorlax had a kid, it would be this guy. What should I do?

stressed08 · #2 07-23-2016

Never mention this forum 😂

Haidukken · #3 07-23-2016

yo, thats ****ed up

yankee · #4 07-23-2016

Maybe she is attracted to him being a "Bad Boy" in your eyes lol

nodeal · #5 07-23-2016

Get information out of him and see if you can use this relationship to your advantage.

slokor · #6 07-23-2016

This could definitely be a good thing in the long run.
Id love to have such an inside contact.
Then again... if your daughter dumps him... lol

Onion · #7 07-23-2016

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Originally Posted by slokor

This could definitely be a good thing in the long run.
Id love to have such an inside contact.
Then again... if your daughter dumps him... lol

Lol, this guy is a textbook definition of a white knight. I'd bet my life savings he would ban his own mother.

@stressed08 - Too late brother, I already showed him the forum. I told him I go by the username Retailer77 on here lol. Joking.

CamaroSS · #8 07-23-2016

@Onion - Oh yea if he is one of those then you probably won't have much luck getting him to give you the inside scoop.... You CAN get your daughter to help you though lol. I'm sure a little sweet talking can get him to open up to her

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Onion · #9 07-23-2016

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Originally Posted by CamaroSS

@Onion - Oh yea if he is one of those then you probably won't have much luck getting him to give you the inside scoop.... You CAN get your daughter to help you though lol. I'm sure a little sweet talking can get him to open up to her

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Lol I am trying to convince her to dump his ass for an Amazon customer service rep. I don't really use eBay all that much.

Snorlax/Jared from Subway = The average eBay employee.

Brad Pitt= The average Amazon employee.

wildTorchic · #10 07-23-2016

This is the greatest thing that can ever happen to you.... embrace it!

CamaroSS · #11 07-23-2016

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Originally Posted by Onion

Lol I am trying to convince her to dump his ass for an Amazon customer service rep. I don't really use eBay all that much.

Haha and also try to convince her not to get someone who looks like more attractive. I could only image how a Jared fused with Snorlax would look in real life lol.

davids01 · #12 07-23-2016

I say work him. You know that eBay has reps crawling this forum. Now you have the potential for a counter

agent. We can call him 00Bay. Or would that be you and he will be the Confidential Informant? A little clarity needed here.

kvncsta · #13 07-23-2016

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She'll dump him soon, give it less than a year.

MM78 · #14 07-23-2016

How dare you allow your daughter to date an Ebay Rep! If my daughter did the same, Id be ashamed. Id rather she date a Hells Angel!

Play · #15 07-23-2016

I cant see this benefiting you much if his simply a customer service representative. The level of clearance won't be sufficient to benefit you much. He'll probably be able to text you during his lunch break to tell you the reasons 'why' you got suspended, but I can't see him doing much else.

On the other hand, someone a little higher up the ranks, who fears their in laws - well, let's just say your DSRs and Feedback ratings will be spick and span.

Ubaida · #16 07-23-2016

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Originally Posted by Onion

@stressed08 - Too late brother, I already showed him the forum. I told him I go by the username Retailer77 on here lol. Joking.

Too funny.

shad0wd0wn · #17 07-23-2016

I can already see the outrage from everyone if one of us became an eBay rep LOL

Nyco · #18 07-23-2016

Do you have Another Daughter we can Hook her up with a PayPal Rep ... We'd be in the Game then hahaha

Haidukken · #19 07-24-2016

Heh, she might have some serious daddy issues- Just count your blessings that she is not twisting and turning around some sticky icky pole in a shady nightclub.

rsot · #20 07-24-2016

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Originally Posted by Onion

If Jared from Subway and Snorlax had a kid, it would be this guy.

Wow - what a combo...

shad0wd0wn · #21 07-24-2016

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Originally Posted by Haidukken

Heh, she might have some serious daddy issues- Just count your blessings that she is not twisting and turning around some sticky icky pole in a shady nightclub.

I rather a daughter be a stripper than a prostitute, but I rather them choosing a more fulfilling life compared to any of those two.

jeffweico · #22 07-24-2016

I would be very careful here. It might start out great, but if they ever break up, he could ban all of your accounts in a quest to hurt your daughter. I would wait until he becomes family. Then, I'd point a gun at his head and tell him he is now in the family business, like it or not!

Just kidding about the gun part.