My daughter is dating an eBay customer service rep... :(

Always good to have a man on the inside. A gift (especially a bottle of whiskey) could be the best investment you make all year.

[Haidukken]

Originally Posted by Speeder33

Always good to have a man on the inside. A gift (especially a bottle of whiskey) could be the best investment you make all year.

Sightly disturbing... We are talking about his little girl here!

[shad0wd0wn]

Originally Posted by jeffweico

I would be very careful here. It might start out great, but if they ever break up, he could ban all of your accounts in a quest to hurt your daughter. I would wait until he becomes family. Then, I'd point a gun at his head and tell him he is now in the family business, like it or not!

Just kidding about the gun part.

^ You my friend, have problems. I mean clearly for it to work out, she has to wine and dine him following a gentle caress at night, whilst making him feel as if she's gazing at him, but is actually gazing at you for the signal of when to strike. The night being cool, and the moon being full would eventually lead to hand holding, followed by taboo acts of which one from Detroit would find treacherous beyond imagination. That's when you grab him by the balls, while gazing into his eyes, and letting out a silent, but deadly fart. That's when you know you have him

[unkown5454]

OP, you know what to do to be safe. this thread is quickly turning into pure nonsensical gibberish

[Ubaida]

If your accounts are stealth and you really wanted to give it a shot, I would say this account is a friends of mine (make sure its not in your name) and he need this or that favor if you are able to. I wouldn't come out and say this is my stealth account, that could be asking for trouble later on.

[shad0wd0wn]

Wait, couldn't you try and convince him to just re-open your original account? without mentioning stealth o.o.. worst case scenario, it gets restricted once again?

[yotano211]

This is worse than those Prius drivers who drive 10mph under the limit.

[yaBeh8ater]

Originally Posted by yotano211

This is worse than those Prius drivers who drive 10mph under the limit.

Lol. I drive a Prius and love it. Almost always drive 5 over except in 25 areas.

[rsot]

This is a good reality show in the making:

Help my kid is dating a CSR (or something wittier)

[aking]

Originally Posted by Onion

I went to breakfast today to meet my daughters boyfriend. In the past, she has always let me meet her boyfriends right off the bat. Not this one, she wouldn't let me meet him for some reason. Now I know why, he is a customer service representative for eBay. Today is the day I shook hands with the devil at IHOP. As soon as he told me he works for eBay, my heart sunk down to my foot. I immediately started suffering from a PTSD attack thinking about all of the times I had to deal with nipple heads like this guy. If Jared from Subway and Snorlax had a kid, it would be this guy. What should I do?

I just died laughing, this is hilarious. You need to get all the ebay secrets out of this guy and share it with us!! You have some leverage here!! Figure out how to get around the 21 day hold lol.

[Klemantina]

In all seriousness I would go as far as hiring a hooker to seduce him and make him leave her or her discovering "by mistake".
On the other hand it all depends on how stupid were the other boyfriends and if she is really happy. Who am I kidding, I would pack my **** and move to Syria.

[sax4]

The best course of action is to get your daughter to bug him with a Microphone, then record everything going on in the office, and share the recording with us of course

[yotano211]

Originally Posted by yaBeh8ater

Lol. I drive a Prius and love it. Almost always drive 5 over except in 25 areas.

I drive a 2010 model and yes i love it also. I do the limit or 5 under.

[shad0wd0wn]

Originally Posted by sax4

The best course of action is to get your daughter to bug him with a Microphone, then record everything going on in the office, and share the recording with us of course

Well, if everything is recorded you have the upper hand as I'm sure there are non-disclosure agreements that need to be signed, so if he screws you, you screw with his job.

[dallis]

Jared, as in the creepy guy who's doing hard time right now?

And he's an EB CSR?

WOW! That is CREEPY on so many levels.

But so very not surprising.

[dallis]

Jared, as in the guy who's doing hard time right now?

AND he's an EB CSR?

WOW, that IS creepy!

But, in a way, so very not surprising!

[shelfer.org]

its very good news sir.
you can get many help regarding ebay and paypal issues

[phaz0rz]

Google brings threads back to life. The better question is what was Muller21W3 searching for that landed him on this thread?



"Alexis, how do I my daughter is dating an eBay customer service rep?"

[bman707]

He was searching how to date an eBay rep I guess lol

[james_112233]

Better than your daughter dating a bum.

He may come in handy.

[rsot]

Onion

[haiauphisu15]

This thread is so funny. I am expecting new 2019 stealth guide coming. Will be sold like hot cakes...