eBay is Hiring

[vwrestmania]

The notorious eBay Seller Vetting Department is now hiring:

Customer Support - Seller Vetting Teammate Ebay jobs in Dublin, Ireland at eBay Inc.

Anyone gunna apply? LOL

[JamesNorth101]

A perfect time to infiltrate....

[bjammin]

That's why I am here. eBay hired me to infiltrate "The Forum" and see how to make stealthy members less stealthy. eBay also asked me not to let any of the members know, so please keep this to yourselves!

[MM78]

I can already see it...

Interviewer: How many eBay accounts do you have?
Stealther: Well counting all my stealth accounts, I'm gonna say 30.

Interviewer: Do you associate with Aspkin Forum?
Stealther: You bet your Burt I do!

Interviewer: Do you owe EBay fees?
Stealther: Well not a lot, maybe $2-$3k

[JamesNorth101]

@MM78

[bjammin]

Lol, nice!

[Futuremogul888]

I did not know Ebay hired. I was always under the impression that they just enslaved souls. I thought those people you talk to at T & S were condemned to ban accounts for all eternity.

[reen3]

someone should get the job and leak all the EBY secrets out

[GreenBean]

Like this will work.

Ya'll have IQs,

Standard of ebay is to have no IQ staff on board.

[reen3]

Originally Posted by GreenBean™

Like this will work.

Ya'll have IQs,

Standard of ebay is to have no IQ staff on board.

[Gamefreak]

Classic funny responses by forum members.

[MM78]

So after hacking into Ebay....I found the $100 Million dollar machine that sorts out bans, MC999, etc.

Here it is people!

[Sausage]

My favourite bit was,

".....Fraud experience an advantage but not essential"

[GreenBean]

Classic pot calling the kettle black.

How The Dark Side tries to infiltrate our world

[BigCJ]

I'm ready.

Welcome to ebay customer support.
How can I ruin your life today?

What? Increased sellers limits?
So sorry, sir. We do not have your DNA on file along with your parents history on ancestry.com.

No Ma'am, you cannot sell your baby on ebay.com.
Ebay.ru perhaps. But it might count as a VERO/trademark infringement. Shipping must be quick and you are subjugated to the 21 year fund hold.

Thank you. Have a nice day

[Sandy D]

Ebay interviewer--- Do you have any experience with buying or selling on ebay?


ME--- Yes I sure do. I have sold a few items in my day.


Interviewer---

We take security very serious here. Would you ever share information with anyone?


ME--- No, I sure wont. I dont think it is anyones business.


Interviewer---

What is your ebay account user name?

ME--- Which one?


Interviewer---




You said you have an ebay account and I would like to make sure you ran it properly and keep all the buyers ever so happy.


ME--- Well, I have always kept my buyers very happy and even give them free items once in a while when they were not happy.

Interviewer--- Ok, so lets get to it, what is your user name again?

ME--- Well, I have over 500 user accounts running right now so which one do you want first?


Interviewer---

WHAT IS IN SAM HELL!!!!!!

500 accounts?



You are hired, you would be the perfect fit in our trust and safety department.

Anyone who can do that deserves a high paying job with our company.

ME-- Whats the pay and benefits?


Interviewer--- You can keep all of your 500 accounts with no limits, no holds and they will be for your lifetime. And we will pay you 100,000 per year with free health care like all our other useless employees get and your own office. You can even bring your 18 computers and all your tracfones etc with you and can sell while you are at work.


ME--- Wow, never thought I would ever get to say I was hired by Ebay. I feel soooo special.

When do I start?

Interviewer--- You already have.

[sonicboombabe]

Originally Posted by Futuremogul888

I did not know Ebay hired. I was always under the impression that they just enslaved souls. I thought those people you talk to at T & S were condemned to ban accounts for all eternity.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!