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I got the flu for the first time in years....
 

...... I feel really really sick........... I have not been sick like this in years........ You know what I enjoy doing when I am sick like this?

I enjoy praying that God will just take my life now.....

I enjoy shopping at the mall and constantly asking for customer service so I can cough all over them and get everybody else sick on purpose and weaponize the flu virus......

OH let's hope the sickness will pass...... I am trying to come up with clever ways to weaponize the hiv virus.....and sell it...... For a fortune....

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The whacky prince Philip has an evil fantasy of getting reincarnated as a deadly virus to help solve the overpopulation problem. I don't know if he really said these words or not, but I know these "royal" families are wicked enough to have such wishes.

Here is a brief lecture about who the Windsors really are:

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You're wayyyy behind the times. Where do you think HIV even came from? lol

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Oh yeah... and quit being a pu55y. Everyone has been sick.

It's probably because of your weakened immune system from bangin those filthy whores...

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I feel like going to mortons to cough all over that delightful waitress that discriminated against me.

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Feel better friend. I had it last week and it sucks.

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I wish I can have power like kim jong un,

he was able to kill an american and make it look like it wasn't his fault [otto warmbier]

he has a team of organized hackers rob various banks and crypto exchanges.....

and his own personal army.......i don't see the fbi chasing his butt down to put him in prison........

try to make a movie about him and he maliciously gets his team to hack sony........sony backs off lol.....

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If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? :juggle:

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Wow, just because you hurt doesn't mean you should hurt others.

I hope you feel better but damn, settle down on getting others sick.

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Am 69 years old.

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Whenever I do something, my father insistently tries to one up me. Makes me disgusted, psychopathic, and in a mindset of destroy everything that moves, because when I was younger, being one-upped meant I had to be completely subordinant, and was petty and worthless.

Have pretty much isolated myself because when interacting with people, I instinctually feel the need to completely dominate and one-up them. I also want to slug out anyone that comes across as acting superior, especially if I think it threatens my livelihood. It's exhausting.

So you see how the cycle continues.

Dont cough on people.

Since we're on the topic of sharing personal stuff... :thumb:

Back to you Jarsky!

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He asked for you age, not your favorite position with a goat.

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thats sad to hear, I do not know my father let alone my mother...........

on that note,

I bought myself a new asus zenbook laptop 1800 bucks.......


decided to catch up on all 7 seasons of mad men......

and chicken noodle soup..........with some fiji water.....

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Itssss whatever. Easier not being around them. Hate when they visit. Go into attack mode. Then drink my lights out.

Didnt mean to hijack thread, perhaps some compare/contrast. Lot of stuff you say I can somewhat relate to, so I dont hate on ya :thumb:

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Yea buddy. New tech, tv shows, salty food, cant be beat.

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hehehe.......

the biological terrorist attack......specifically targetting the elderly and the children...............and better yet perfectly legal hahaha........

most elderly and children die from the flu.....they can't fight it off nearly as well.......

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My uncle's mother used to lock him in a closet when she got home. Most fun, cool guy ever, never would guess.

Some f***ed up $hit out there, why would you want to encourage it? Just makes cycle continue.

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no really. I am 69 years old.

I am a part of the silver snipers counterstrike team........

https://i2.wp.com/media.criticalhit....size=850%2C478

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My fifth grade teach used to fill my mouth with paper towels and lock me in a DARK storage closet. Because I talked to much.

Didn't phase me a bit.

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Teachers are nuts, man.

Think I was only sent to the principles office 3 times and kicked out of the class room twice.

I used to gather up all the other kids and start king of the hill fights during winter on snow mounds. Beat the $hit out of a lot of the other kids lol. Lot of pent up energy. Recess aids loved that.

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They beat my ass on the regular! Think they finally stopped paddling in 1989 or so...

I let the air out of my 3rd grade teachers tires during recess, once. An ugly ole Subaru wagon thing..

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LMAO. Probably served them right!!!!

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Old school teachers sound crazy compared to now.

People getting their hands smacked by rulers and such? I'd probably break the ruler in half.

You cant lay a finger on kids now.

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I like to think so.

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Think it was like 4th grade and I'd have to go to an afterschool daycare place.

We got to play out in the woods and kids built some huts out of tree branches and brush. I started a clan wars game and the huts were like bases.

There were lots of red bricks laying around and I started telling kids it was currency like gold lol. Whoever had the most was the ruler.

Then I started getting kids to fight each other over the currency with sticks. Started to get the clans to create allegiances and team up on smaller clans and "conquer/take" the bricks.

Then the daycare people put an end to the whole game. Lol.

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May as well have been wearing a viking helmet back then.

Okay, enough boring stories from my childhood :FF:

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Hey Jarsky, what if you found the person who got you sick and waited til they got better, then cough on them. That sounds fair.

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Then he'd have to pay all over again lol

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fever finally gone, sore throat is now gone, the cough is still here.......

but for the most part I am past the flu..........

I barely can get any sleep the past few days because of the all night coughing.

even with medicine..........the cough was pretty crazy....

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If you don't like your life Jarsky then start creating the life you do want, I know this sounds simplistic but knowing what you want is a very important step. If you want to be Jarsky The Rich, then you can do it, there's many rich idiots out there.

You should also drop the attitude whereby the world owes you something, the world doesn't owe you, it doesn't give a damn about you, or me for that matter, so go about creating your own destiny. Successful people don't whine that they got less fries from the dinner lady because they're black.

The last time I had flu was about 4 years ago. Generally speaking I only get a cold once a winter which lasts two or three days. This Winter I had no colds whatsoever, perhaps this is a first.

I've been location independent for many years now, so i'm avoiding bacterial breeding grounds such as offices, public transport, etc.

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Once this episode passes, get some physical activity and spicy food to boost the immune system.

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one of deez days,

I am going to buy a lamborghini aventador, and drive down the road with a megaphone telling everybody I got a big dick tell all the kids and parents to go F themselves...while revving the engine lol......

make sure everybody feels very uncomfortable...

now if you excuse me.....I am going to buy my grandma a dildo and some golden gangster neckchains for her birthday......


we need to pull all government support for low income people......just set up suicide chambers here in the united states............

you want to die? ok heres a ticket to go kill yourself.........

then we can lower the tax brackets significantly.

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one of the types of people I cant stand are people who act wise around me yet does not have jack sh1t to show for in their life......

one of them is one of my relatives who has been on section 8 housing her entire fvcking life.......and she tries to act like shes has her life in order......when all she is a bottom feeder in the community.......driving a piece of sh1t car at the age of like 67 years old.

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The age thing making you automatically smarter doesnt go over well with me, either. Some are - the ones who try to do / be better always.

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oh yes it friday..........I am back to normal.......Need to get some physical activity in bed again......going to get a pair of natural DDs in my face......

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Really hope this is a joke, however, this a serious disease, and it should be treated. Moreover, there are other disease's that can be transmitted to another person in a way or another, so we need to be careful. That's a big problem of our time, perhaps that's because many of us are simply not informed. That's why I suggest you to read LabNearby's blog and other information about STD, so you will be able to protect yourself from STD, you can find other information on the Internet as well, just to be confident

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Hopefully OP is fine - dates back to March 2019 :FF: