Not all strippers are bad

JohnnyBoy · #1 08-10-2009

Hello

#2 08-10-2009

Hi. How's life?

inverser · #3 08-10-2009

A stripper lived in my loft building a few years ago and we hung out quite a bit. Naturally people started saying that we were an item because I guess we were pretty much inseparable for a while. My friends would bust me out and ask me if she was my girlfriend, etc. You know, all in good fun. Her name was Alana. She was really pretty. And smart too. But she had deeply-seeded emotional issues, as well as a really bad coke habit. She was really good in bed though. The end.

#4 08-10-2009

I went to college with her sister.

inverser · #5 08-10-2009

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Originally Posted by vicvelcro

I went to college with her sister.

Actually she was an only child.

#6 08-10-2009

Maybe she thinks she was. Her mom had a coke habit too.

philly387 · #7 08-10-2009

What's up with strippers and coke? It seems like if anything they always do coke instead of like marijuana...

I guess I don't know the big differences because I don't use, but...eh

JohnnyBoy · #8 08-10-2009

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Originally Posted by philly387

What's up with strippers and coke? It seems like if anything they always do coke instead of like marijuana...

I guess I don't know the big differences because I don't use, but...eh

Probably because marijuana slows down while coke speeds people up. I assume stripping makes them tired so that coke gives them a boost. I accidentally gave a stripper a hundred one time, she ran off to tell her friends but came back and told me. I almost shat meself.

philly387 · #9 08-10-2009

Wait...a hundred what?

#10 08-10-2009

Marijuana is so provicial whereas Coke is glamourous and sophisticated.

Coke doesn't really speed you up. It just makes you think you are speeded up. It's a depressant that strangely makes your heart race.

philly387 · #11 08-10-2009

Does it make you run faster? That would be sweet

#12 08-10-2009

It makes YOU think you run faster (which is just as good). You can drink more and feel better without a hangover. Makes you stronger. You can luv longer. Makes your whites whiter and your colors even brighter. 38% better fuel mileage from your 1974 station wagon. And chix will dig you.

viking23 · #13 08-10-2009

"38% better fuel mileage from your 1974 station wagon"

You're mileage may vary,depending on the octane used

philly387 · #14 08-10-2009

Drinking alcohol makes me think I can run fast...Think I'll just stick to that one

#15 08-10-2009

Funny thing, that.

Drinking alcohol works for me, but I never even THINK about running at all (fast or slow). I think about cue-ball angles and sexy redheads and well ... important stuff like that. Not about silly things such as running and whatnot.

Guess that's just me.

philly387 · #16 08-10-2009

Well the only reason I thought about running is because I drink while playing softball, and I do run pretty fast but I think I run REALLY fast when I am drinking

#17 08-10-2009

I forgot to mention that Coke turns every swing that would be a strike into a home run. Keeps your bat nice and stiff, your glove all supple and soft. Chix dig that.

philly387 · #18 08-10-2009

Chicks dig the long ball...

TMiles · #19 08-12-2009

Do you use coke for that or extenz

yaw1800 · #20 08-12-2009

Jelq excercises are the key to going in for the "long run" lol....

anything man made is poison, just look at ebay lol

#21 08-13-2009

All my children were 50% man made. Are they 50% poison? <scratching head>

yaw1800 · #22 08-13-2009

i meant in tech terms lol but if they drive u into insanity over the years then we can edit this post lol