 Conflict -19. Dry Humor Making Light of Seemingly Conflicting Info on COVID 19
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Conflict - 19:
1. Don't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.
2. Masks won't stop you from contracting the virus. It is futile, but doctors must wear one.
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.
4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.
5. This virus is deadly but not too scary, except that it leads to a pandemic.
6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.
7. Everyone needs to stay home, but it's essential to go out to exercise.
8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there aren't sufficient groceries on the shelves.
9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.
10. Animals are not affected, except for a cat, plus a few tigers here and there.
11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms.
12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but it's better not to go out, remember there is no shortage of groceries, but the shelves are empty.
13. It's better to get some fresh air, but don't go out. Most importantly, don't go to parks or walks. Don’t sit down, except you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant but not too old.
14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.
15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.
16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated or washed. Well, how about Pizza?
17. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but an older taxi driver can drive you.
18. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.
19. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you shouldn’t go out with friends or strangers at a safe social distance.
20. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, seventy-two. We did say hours, maybe weeks? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.
21. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes maybe, especially in a closed environment. In one hour a sick person can infect ten, no two, maybe more. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.
22. We count the number of deaths, but not those who may have died without hospital care.
23. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that is not dangerous unless you take too much - which is the case with most medicines.
24. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only go if we achieve collective immunity when it circulates, but we still have to remain locked up.
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