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so, waist down - hows it hanging
 

Guess this will be hard to police but after all we are a mystery to one another

pictures of the back of your head or waist down or non incriminating , clothed bits... can we post them...puurrlleeaase....?

You first...

http://thumb2.visualizeus.com/thumbs...0df34828_m.jpg

Like a bear with a sore head me :cheer: :cheer:

thats not really you , is it?

Please say it is. I luv the stockings.

So, anyhow...

http://tinyurl.com/y8788qm
I know you can't see me because of the camouflage skirt, but that's a picture of me below the waste
Ignore the paleness. Too much flash...

This could get very interesting.... quickly... LOL

I'm probably grounded as soon as GB gets back. Stuck in a corner with the Dunce hat again...

you need to either cut your nails or grow them longer, that inbetween stage isnt cute but the rest is acceptable...

I will post a pic of my delectable fingernails, as soon as I find a non-ebay camera!

Ha, looks kinda like my workstation :pound:

Oh boy, I will be posting when I get back home...

Glad Oompa started this thread :)

Ok here you all go...If aspkin allows us to I will remove the paper bag lol...

http://www.aspkin.com/forums/picture...1&pictureid=22

Philly are u sure this is not you. I remember you pming me that you looked like this:

http://crossfitrock.files.wordpress....strong-man.jpg

You caught me....dang

Yoz, you weren't supposed to give a headshot.

Philly, the lipstick could have been a shade or two lighter, to match the banana hammock.

Ooops next time I'd be careful to take a picture more closer to his genitals. Lol.

Yoz, fix my pic please...BOOM HEADSHOT

well, I was going to play along , but only pic I have shows to much chest LOL

There is nothing wrong with that

ha ha worked for you huh? LOL

Alright
 

Here is me

or .. part of me lol

oompa... where is yours??

I can barely see that. I think we all need an hd pic. Also philly I don't have time to edit the picture. Tooo lazy.

Yeah she is the one that started it an never posted anything...wtf...nice pic btw

Yah. From what I read... headshots are the no-no. Only reason I didn't include a chest shot myself is because I already did one in another thread.

Oompa did post a pic, but it only showed up as a link in the post, not as an image. Go back to #3 or #4, I think. Clicky the linky.


Correction: It *WAS* there, but it's gone now.

Lacy stockings?;)

Hey Vic, I see your quite the handyman. That Home-Made Computer Desk you got in the background looks Old Skool. You wanna sell me the Blueprints on how that was built.
Oh BTW how do we know it's really you in the pic. I need proof because I know about 69 Penetration Specialists.

I think we need to write our names on a piece of paper like oompaloompa did to verify Authenticity.

I'll post mine later after I see more from other users.

Real?!
 

yeah... LOL

hey philly.... Im with oompa! take the bag off ! LOL

PM's sent...

I tried to answer you back but it says I have reached my PM limit for the day :(

http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads.../john-ebay.jpg

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

^ oh, so you are the spy on the forum..? Well now you are busted...

I only have a blurry phone camera, my other good one is for ebay and I dont think its a good idea to use that! You never know!

watch this space for more intriguing installments..these will include oomps elbow and oomps ankle....for over 18s only

To: John
 

Oh what a big strong sexy hunk of a man you are ...

Can I have my eBay account reinstated? :lol:

I thought Aribragin is some kid...lol

it depends? do you really like what i got on the waist down :p and ummm well you know :brushteeth: lol

Ahem...
 

You were supposed to say : Of course I will give you your account back sweetheart and would you like me to buy you a Jag as well?

Perhaps I should bat my eyelashes and show a little leg? Does that work on rich old A-holes that run eBay? lol

So I can take a picture of my knee caps or my feet?

ahem...
 

slurp slurp??? :noidea:

Heh, yeah, I've been using that desk setup since college (back in the '80s). Changed a few surfaces (they do wear out), but it hasn't really changed much, otherwise. Basically, 9 milk crates (12 if you want more pocket space), 2 pieces of countertop 42"x24"x7/8", and whatever junk you use to keep your hands busy. Stack 3 crates high, make a total of 3 or 4 stacks. Place the boards across the crates. Get your rotary tool and cut openings in the front faces of the crates so you can put goodies in there. Don't try stacking crates on their sides to avoid cutting holes. Crates on their side will bow out and slide around. Cheap and convenient. Not pretty though, unless you like minimalist art that is functional.


Well, I guess you can't really know it is me. But if you compare to the other pic in some other thread, you can see It's the same dude. The other pic shows me and some legal docs and bank cards that do say Vic Velcro. If you like, I can reshoot a few pics that include something. But I doubt I could look as sloppy as I did in the earlier pic in this thread. It took a bit of effort trying to stick my gut out and get the flash deliberately wrong. It was supposed to be funny, see. Maybe I can work in some desk-pr0n...

The M4 logo is a registered trademark of one of my companies. Penetration Specialist is an actual job-title in the M4 organization. I'm the #1 PenSpec on the team. That particular piece of fabric was the original prototype that we used for our official shirts. We did a quick iron-on for the prototype. The actual production run was 8oz cotton T's and the shirts were stitched embroidery instead of cheapy iron-on transfers.

That maybe proof enough that the pic is me?

I can do better than a piece of paper with handwriting on it. Lemmee cobble something together and try again.

I like the creativity in creating inexpensive computer desk, Vic. :thumb:

Another option is using two file cabinets or drawer units for the base, but no more than 28"-29" high and add a wood top in any size suitable on top of it. You can purchase wood panels at Lowes for few bucks. They will even trim it for you to size you need for free. Than a can of primer and a can of color paint of your choice and voila!!! ...you have functional and unique desk for under 100 bucks.:cheer:

yes but make sure the feet are not too gross, we dont need that torture..

I have an Edwardian chair and desk, but the chair has a split in it and Im about to fall at any minute..

Vic shouldnt it say Pen15 specialist..