 best insults
here are some of my favourites, some are reserved for coldcallers:
It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?
Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday
Why do you even get up in the morning?
You’ve got a face like a lazy bee keeper
If brains were gold you would be very poor.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date
Your so ugly, the orphanage said no
I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company.
You're so ugly the monkeys are jealous of you
You're so poor, your cell phone is two cups and a straw
If you looked better you'd be ugly
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
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