I'm a professional hop scotch player, lighter repair man, juggler (you can make tons of money juggling  ), super hero (this is more of a night job) and I travel to a different country once a month to rob banks.
Oh, and I almost forgot I'm studying to become a film writer and director. I guess you can say writing is kind of a job.
On a serious note, you can always go get a job as a....dun dun dun TELEMARKETER! They have the easiest job in the world and it's nearly impossible not to get hired.
"You sell things on eBay  ! You're hired!"
Than you sit around all day talking to strangers on a phone, drinking coffee, playing with your neighbors, it's fun and easy but, at the same time you feel like absolute **** if the product/service your selling is a scam.
I do this sometimes when I get bored, get a telemarketing sales job with a paid training program. If what they are selling is a rip-off, I sail along for about 3-5 weeks with essentially free pay and bull**** with people on the phone, never make any sales or even try to, than take off with the companies money like they do to all the poor people they scam. If the company is actually legitimate and what they are selling works or provides something of substance, I'll sell them like hotcakes and take off after a couple months once I get bored. it's win-win.
(Oh this is my 100th post hurrah!)
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“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
-Albert Einstein
Last edited by jamblix; 05-02-2010 at 09:44 PM.
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