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Horrible Nasty ex-girlfriend
 

So I'm at a club for a friends birthday... i'm having a good time, saying hi to all my friends, then all of a sudden I receive a punch in the face... I look at who punched me and it's my ex g/f. she's drunk and saying a lot of bullsh*t...

None the lees, I brush it off, but some douche bag bouncer comes up to me and tries to act all authoritarian towards me... I of course ignore him, so he tries to take a swing at me, I dodge it (at this point I was pretty drunk)

He missed hitting me, I retaliated with one punch in the face, it got him to the floor, where I proceeded to punch him (in the face) repeatedly. After about 20 sec of punching him, I realized I was assaulting him, and stopped.

I ran out of the club, and got my mom to eventually pick me up (I know, how gay...)

So now I'm kind of worried... I mean, he assaulted me first, it was self defense, I didn't know he'd be such a sissy... being a bouncer and all.

I guess... moral of the story, my ex-gf is such a bitch to me... why do i even put up with it? :ballchain: fml...

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As long as they didn't get you on video you might be fine... also bouncer probably to embarrassed to go report you

Haha, thanks jbuntz.

Another thing I noticed today, I came home without my jacket last night... I coat-checked it at the club... fml.

This is forum GOLD thus far!

whilst hitting someone is vulgar, and so she is not much of a lady..you obviously did something wrong to deserve it, so we only hear your side of the story. Woman have better things to do than randomly hitting for no reason..plus the bouncer just came up and hit you, hmm, why would they do that, maybe because you were pushing her around and he saw you...anyway.

Not all women are nice...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::ro lleyes:

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What did your mom say about all the bruises on your knuckles? =}

If I only had a nickle every time....

If you are worried about a bouncer filing charges, don't. It would be a pussy move and he wouldn't be in the business for very long. Ego is a big deal and crying to the cops is not part of the game...

Wooooo Good Job Man, She is truly lucky you didnt punch her in the face! (Some Men Will)

I think you are lucky you didnt get beat up by a gang of bouncers!




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