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I can't believe it - I'm banned from Tesco
 

Yesterday I was at my local Tesci's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my labrador and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm bored and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from Tesco's.




Not really mine but it made me laugh so much I had to share it!:lol::bounce::lol:

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I would answer that dog food was for my mother-in-law =)