| mattytman | 11-01-2012 08:21 AM |
eBay Poem...
I bought a top on eBay
the picture looked so nice
when it arrived to my dismay
the b*stard sent me rice!
Four missed calls and all I got
was voicemail and/or silence.
Fob me off, he would not
make me resort to violence.
I negged him first and then I ran
a Google on his name
to my surprise I'm not the first
to lose his scamming game.
Under different name I won his stuff
fifty - truth be told
I asked for local pick-up
if I could be so bold.
Of course, I knew, the slimy s/hit
would want all cash upfront
I agree to that, just for now
I'll play the newbie c*nt.
Back and forth our convo's go
he really thinks I'm daft
I'm gonna sink his scamming ship
and burst his only raft.
A banking problem, I tell him
means I'll have to pass
unless I drive to his home
and give him all the cash.
Silence deafens, now he's gone
as I roll the final dice
I'm off to his to get my cash
I'll give him f*cking rice.
Fifty quid's a lot me
and adding to his wealth
they knew him not as his address
the b*stard had gone stealth! | 
