In 100 years from now I have it on very good authority that no one will have any names. Everything will be based on feedback. The higher your number - the more powerful you are.
Our leader will be LORD ASPKIN. Lord Aspkin has infinite feedback.
We will no longer live on Earth. We will live on Planet PayPal. No other words shall remain. All other words will be replaced with replaced with one solitary word. EBAY.
How people pronounce EBAY will allow us communicate. For instance; EEBBAYYYYYY would infer FEAR, whereas EBBBBAAY would be a sign of mutual attraction to one with less feedback. EEEEEEBAY would infer shock, whereas EEBBAAYY would warn all PowerSellers that Amazon are planning an attack (although this usually requires finger pointing).
Money will also cease to exist as we know it. We will only trade with PayPal peas. These will be referred to as Green Beans (...see what I did there!!!)
Oh...and as a side note...children between 10 and 16 will have fully evolved so that they have Blackberrys or Iphones as actual hands. Because, lets face it, that's already starting to happen...
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Last edited by mattytman; 04-10-2013 at 12:05 PM.
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