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Calling all socialists!
 

Just a quick PSA: If you're a socialist, or are planning to vote for one, you don't need to wait for it to be officially implemented! Experience it RIGHT NOW by sending me a check for 50% of your eBay profits every week! While you work harder to make up for the losses you're giving away to me, I'll be sitting at home, watching Netflix. Sound good? Awesome! PM me and I'll send you my PO Box # so we can get started right away!


(Note: I'm making a point, not being serious. That said, if you want to give me half your money, I'm all for it.)

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Sounds like a bargain to me. Ideally I would give you 80%

Is there room for negotiation?

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Oh man, I don't know. See, I like the Saviors philosophy from The Walking Dead. You give me half your stuff, and you keep doing that forever. If you give me 80%, that will be nice, but you can't give me more stuff when you're homeless and without transportation to work....

I'll take 60% though. :lol:

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Well good sir you have a deal

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Ok but only if I can come to your house, sit on your coach and watch Netflix with you.

We have to democratically vote for the movie to watch, tho.

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Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Naffin' politics.

BAH.

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Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Ha! This thread is going in exactly the direction I had hoped.

You guys are awesome.

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

We are all equally awesome, some are just more equally awesome than others.

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Bunch of radical hippies

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LOL :lol: us hippies?!?

who is promoting this?
https://www.peaceproject.com/sites/d...flesNotWar.png

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

@GoA, I don't send it to po boxes - real address = done deal :d

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Now, we all know all the Trum-----er, I mean capitalists---are a bunch of violent racist evil sexist monsters, so I can't go out giving away my real address, because I'll be assaulted by those who hate Mexicans! :lol:

(Note: I'm not making a political statement here, only attempting to be funny)

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Are we allowed to assult you if it is for other reasons?!

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...in any case we shall equally assault in turn...

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Street address of the po box works!

You will all be ban!
Direct violation of sec 6 of the forum!

eBay Suspension & Paypal Limited Forums - FAQ

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Yes, I think that's acceptable under current social order, as long as I'm a straight white male. So you're good!

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

We are just joking around. No one is making any serious remarks about politics or religion.

Everyone can vote for whomever they choose----I'm just saying that they don't have to wait for the election to start practicing their chosen lifestyle. I'm all about helping people! :d

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

How can i trust yoou >

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How can you trust me to cash your check and do nothing productive?

200+ years of history, my friend. :)

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

He uses paypal,

Phones ebay daily

And sells on amazon.


A regular capitalist, oops good guy.

Sure you can trust him.



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Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Darn it, I've been exposed! :rant: :mad: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Calling all socialists!
 

Send me 80% of the quarters' takings and I will retract the info.

My company in Panama has mah details.


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