Howdie Y'all
Did the title make you think I'm from The States Of America United?
Did you read it in a southern accent in your head?
I read it in a Texas accent.
If any of the above applies, then I succeed.
I am from The Kingdom of United Britain.
The title and this ramble.
That is British Humour.
Humour.
That is British Spelling.
Maths.
Also British.
2+3=9?
You do the math.
I like you. 
Alright Mate?
Safe As Houses.
Sweet As A Nut.
Apples & Pears.
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