| dupedagain | 06-22-2010 07:23 AM |
Convinced that PAYPAL is really a front for an INSANE ASYLUM
This post/thread is purely to vent and divert my anger to avoid killing another laptop from tossing it..:smash:
i just received yet another insane paypal email that was scribbled off from one of their employees that no doubt was fresh off the table from getting their lobotomy.
I have come to the conclusion that there is a very strong chance that Paypal is not a real company but actually an Insane Asylum where the patients have overthrown the place and formed this thing called Paypal....it's like playing a never ending game of Abbot and Costello with them...I truly think their main goal is to confuse,cause false hope, create delusional thinking ,torture, destroy sense & rationality and build inner chaos ...and ultimately push you to the brink of losing your mind..
Top Favorite Highlights of Paypal Email:
- ACCESS LIMITATION AKA ATARAL (KMM2343UWETU234P14230U023502370723057):PPK1
..this above number with the never ending digits is clearly the makings of an insane person.
1. "to return your account to regular standing please complete the invasive list of personal data we want to extract from you so we can accuraltey extort you and all those around you" ...but keep in mind even an Act of God cannot and will not restore anything back to normal
2. "once you have complied with our Terrorist demands as we hold your money hostage and pinch as much out as we can to pay for our lunches and employee birthday cakes...our shrewd and lying Account Review Head of Idiots will let you know what we come up with next to drive you insane"...:boink:
3. "we like to restore your account and your access to your money asap...even though we have said several hundred times that your account is closed and no longer can you or the next 15 generations of your family do business with paypal in 40 countries..but it sounds good regardless and we love to contradict ourselves by leading you believe that we are going to hook your **** back up...because we took a poll and decided that you seemed dumb enough as a sack of rocks to fall for this favorite and classic lie we have perfected and take much pride in":deadhorse:
Whew..breathe...thanks for listening... | 
