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They all disputed it and now the account balance is something like -$820 in the negative. PayPal promptly contacted me and said I would need to add funds to my account as I was responsible for those funds. Oh really? They never got released to me, so why should I be responsible. I thought I'd write them a little letter. I'll see if I get any response, but I doubt it. Anyways, here it is, enjoy it and feel free to edit/use it for yourself :D

Note I am in Japan, so PayPal's head office in Singapore applies to me.
This is a great idea!
Old thread I know, but its still a classic today!
I will implement this in future if they get me.

So you had no bank attached to this Paypal? Or you closed the bank acc?
So you also dumped that eBay account?
I suppose the item not received disputes would hurt the EB acc.
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hahahahhahahahahahah MOST FUNNY THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK
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OMG i love this
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Brilliant idea imjustme..
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Great idea i should implement this in the future
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Hahahaha I just read this post and I am still laughing. Too bad no one at PayPal probably read this email. It's mostly automated. I sent them empty fax and instead of telling me that they could not see or read anything they sent me another email saying to submit additional information. I think once automated PayPal bot decided you are bad for PayPal it doesn't matter what information you provide them with
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Hahahaha I just read this post and I am still laughing. Too bad no one at PayPal probably read this email. It's mostly automated. I sent them empty fax and instead of telling me that they could not see or read anything they sent me another email saying to submit additional information. I think once automated PayPal bot decided you are bad for PayPal it doesn't matter what information you provide them with
The limits are usually lifted very soon after you provide them with what they asked for.
I've had limits many times from Paypal but every time, I just went to the resolution centre, clicked resolve, and gave them whatever they asked for.
Always had the limits lifted within 12 hrs... mostly within the next few hrs.
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Yeah, it hurts the first few times they kill your account. But with each hit it hurts less, until one day when you wake up in the morning, have a little 'PayPal Account Limitation" email in your inbox, you go get your coffee, take a dump (lol) and pull out the next account from your pocket and are right in business again.

My biggest work these days is driving to the bank and making a new bank account for PayPal. I always have about 5-6 accounts on stand-by. You get used to it
Have the bank ever contacted you talking about Paypal?
Because recently I just got a phone call from my bank, it told me that my bank account had been locked because paypal contacted them about my REGISTERING IN PAYPAL WITH DIFFERENT NAMES AND NOT PAYING THE FEE.
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You forgot to ask for The Names, Addresses and SSN of Each and EVERY one of the Buyers of the Products that sold for that billing cycle,,,you Know Supplier Info
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The most funniest & original thread I've read & laughed my head off to by far across the board.

10 out of 10 to you for your ingenuity on that letter to that PP girl.

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You could have asked for swabs of DNA samples...oh yeah and request they prove the existence of the physical world, and that it is not an figment of the imagination or actually within the matrix...oh and prove both that a falling tree makes a sound when nobody is there and also that it does not.....
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You could have asked for swabs of DNA samples...oh yeah and request they prove the existence of the physical world, and that it is not an figment of the imagination or actually within the matrix...oh and prove both that a falling tree makes a sound when nobody is there and also that it does not.....
Alright oompa, you write the next letter.
I'd bet its gonna be funny.
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Oompa will destroy it with her humour - just you wait...
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those suggestions were not enough?

ok tell them you can see face of j*sus in the limitation email, and does that mean you are going to go to hell?
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ImJustMe - Nice wording - props.
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Should be a sticky for epicness.
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If you like this you should google 'veronica chapman' to see some letters sent to the dvla, council etc disputing parking tickets. Oh how the turntables have.....
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Great revival on an epic thread - old but gold
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LOL.

No wonder paypal's incoming faxes never arrive.

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Lmfao! Brilliant!
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