I need a female outgoing voicemail greeting

[DogFacedBoy]

First off if this is in the wrong section, please move to the correct category, but since it is phone related I thought that I'd start it here.

I am looking to find a generic outgoing voice mail with a woman's voice to use with one of my phones...something like
"sorry I missed your call. please leave your number and I'll call you back as soon as possible"

Was hoping to find something somewhere as an mp3 or even a vid on Youtube that had audio like that, but as of now...no luck. Can't believe I'm having trouble finding one.

Any suggestions where I could get one? Ideally looking for one from someone in the 30's age range.

Or, if there is a woman in the group that has the ability to record and email an mp3 I would greatly appreciate it.

[rsot]

Post in one of the ebay suspension main subforums ha - you should get a reply. Me, I would just just get your voice all wet with fluid, suck in a bit of breath and practice recording in high pitch - short message so really not a problem....

But all the best

[DogFacedBoy]

I've smoked too many cigars in my day...LOL
Maybe get myself some helium...

Seriously. really looking for s greeting somewhere

[rsot]

There are EXCELLENT voice altering software on the web for free - One even works with Skype...will try and google to find it =) and eBay owns skype so it's like a kick to them...

[oompaloompa]

Ive had text to speech voice mail messages left for me, can you get that sorted?
As you are an exec, I could do it for you! How does posh and English suit you?! I suppose it should be American, i cant do that, would have to chew a wasp to get that effect... I dont have an mp3, I do have voip numbers that accept emailed voicmail that I can forward you, or if you have a youtube account, gimme the password and I can record it. You must have a female friends that can do it? Please dont tell me youve got an ebay in female details and you are a male OMG

[DogFacedBoy]

All of my female friends that would do it are either way too old or way too young (well not that young).
If you have a way to email an mp3 that was left as a message, but made to sound like outgoing, that would work. I can always run it through cool edit to tweak it. It wouldn't made a difference to me if the voice had a British accent...

...might add a little class to me...

[aspkin]

Tom Cat for the iPad ---> http://www.aspkin.com/files/tc/TalkingTom.avi

Lol.. me being silly / bored one morning.

[oompaloompa]

Aspkin, mini was in the room and loved that! I had to play it again and again........

doggie, gimme your email via pm and I will send you a sample, but no mp3 sorry, can do just normal recording via compressed email ....

[oge]

lol @ doggie

[slapped]

Record it yourself with Diamond Voice Changer, It is pretty impressive, You can even use it over the Phone (Internet, Based of Course) I have even fooled Ebay/Paypal reps when I created Stealth Female Accounts

A woman in her 30's---No Problem
In her 40's---No Problem

ANYBODY You want, even an 8 year old Girl or Boy if that is your thing (Better NOT be)

[jbluntz]

Or just practice talking in a female voice, you're only talking about a recording just write it down and rehurse, the age doesn't have to match that close, I talked to a guy at ebay with an account that says I'm 80 but I'm in my 30's, you can also just act as the husband and use your own voice, say this is Mr. so and so and use the last name of the female in your recording.

[oompaloompa]

actually found an mp3 on my phone, so what shall I record for you, boom chica wah wah...

[DogFacedBoy]

For real???

Just something generic like...
"sorry I missed you call, but if you leave your name and number I'll call you back as soon as possible"

[oompaloompa]

ok, pm me your email

[SaiJin]

LOL, this thread's title kept catching me off guard... "I need a female outgoing" Is what I see when I am outside of the thread and I kept going "Bloody spammer". ^^;

[GreenBean]

Gutted, I thought it was a dating service starting

[SaiJin]

I thought someone from Russia or China is trying to sell mail order bride in here...