whinging customers

[they_screwed_me_too]

a guy has moaned that his item has taken 6 days to get to him after paying 99p for economy postage, im in a giddy mood so hes got the following reply :

Dear Mr Campbell

Unfrotunately you did only choose the ecomy delivery option (royal mail 2nd class) if you choose the get it fast option We will hand deliver the item by hand using our company jet, it will arrive in a gold and emerald encrusted case on a pure silk cushion filled with swans feathers. this is carried to your door by a trio of young virgins whilst you are been serenaded by singers with the voices of angels.


We then lovingly fit the item to your car using only Mercedes trained mechanics and finish the job off with a full valet and wash and wax


Best Regards

[GTB]

lmao...joke

has he left feedback yet

if not expect a neg now most def lol

[derbydave]

nice reply. shame it's almost guaranteed to get you negative feedback!

[they_screwed_me_too]

hes already left positive and a highish dsr

im for yorkshire but im not thik int ed

[mellyuk80]

id find that hilarious if a seller responded with that haha

[GTB]

Originally Posted by mellyuk80

id find that hilarious if a seller responded with that haha

i would too.....i would add them on facebook lol

[they_screwed_me_too]

you should see my collection of funny emails sent to ahole customers

[cortex]

That made my day!

[arshavin]

Haha nice!!!

[moneyhustler88]

funny stuff man you crack me up tell him. I know some people on ebay make me laugh.

[Sandy D]

LMAO

Get a reply yet?

I get these all the time.

Lady buys something for 3.99 (fb builder item) and first class mail from South Carolina to Washington state. 3 days later message. WHERE IS MY ITEM? It was estimated to be here on or before July 9th. It is July 7th and it is not here yet.

Funny how buyers always use the lower date when it is to their advantage but when it comes to paying for something they will stretch it out a mile?

[SaiJin]

It's typical. And it's called bloated expectations.
It's unfortunate that eBay doesn't help the situation rather encourage customers
to behave the way they do now.

[cortex]

Its even funnier the second time you read it

[madmuppet303]

LOL

[GrannyT]

TSMT - you are this weeks star of the forum!

Superb

[Artann]

I would love to see the collection of your funny emails to kind customers lol