uk banks

[dan_ebay]

so whats the story in balamory? I'm drunk now but i see account sellers must be rinsing 50-100 banks a month and I'm struggling with getting up to 10 lol, santander wanting ID when I've already got a account with them, wtfeck, tips? hints? advice?

[realdeals]

Originally Posted by dan_ebay

so whats the story in balamory? I'm drunk now tips? hints? advice?

Drink a pint of milk before you go out to line your stomach, and a pint of water before bed to stop dehydration.

[Haidukken]

Originally Posted by realdeals

Drink a pint of milk before you go out to line your stomach, and a pint of water before bed to stop dehydration.

Thats pretty ****ty advice, to be fair. Broscience?

Milk produced in UK is so over treated that its basically water with some milk powder in it. Unless you drink raw milk with very high fat content, the broscience of yours is truly bad advice.
Also, when milk meets stomach acids and alcohol it clumps up the same way when you put some lemon(acid) in a glass of milk.


If you want to "line your stomach" before drinking then the best thing to have is some salmon, or fatty fish like macrel. You can also take couple of spoonfuls of fishoil, if you feel like you need some "extra" protection.

Even after all of that, its broscience and nothing more.

Best advice: don't drink so much.

[shane1993]

All banks require Photo ID

[RosieTosie]

Santander works excellently for stealth as well, also of course it doesn't matter they want photo ID, just submit it and follow the stealth rules to set up your eBay/PayPal accounts. Everything should work smoothly from that point as long as you understand how stealth works, read the stealth guide to make sure you haven't missed anything else.

[sax4]

Santander works well. My only gripe is that you cannot close accounts down online.

[dan_ebay]

lol cringe. And I have santander, just don't understand why they want more ID to open a savings account when I already have a current account with them lol. And I've already read the stealth guide, says to use friends details then people on here say not to do that lol

[RosieTosie]

Savings accounts are not advised for verifying eBay/PayPal dan eBay, better to go to another bank that is good for stealth like Barclays or Co-op or any of the others, you could always just open another basic account with Santander of course.

[realdeals]

Originally Posted by shane1993

All banks require Photo ID

This is not actually true. As a brand new customer I was able to open a nationwide account and never got asked for any I.D and have never been in a branch.

Natwest and Halifax savers are fine from my experience and have never had a problem. Easy to have five of each. Can just be opened online but spread them out a bit.

My only niggle is I used to be able to close Halifax savers online but now it doesn't let me.

[dan_ebay]

is it only halifax and natwest that you open multiple savers online?

[richie2065]

first direct savers..

[richie2065]

I thought from past threads you were burning accounts literally weekly?

[dan_ebay]

yes without a bank lol

[rsot]

Originally Posted by dan_ebay

yes without a bank lol

Still playing the turn-and-burn :(

[dan_ebay]

Already applied for natwest and halifax couple of weeks ago. Done first direct now, any others easy to open savers online?

[Haidukken]

Halifax has become more questionable as of late? Asked this from Callidus on the other thread and still waiting to get confirmation.
Something might have changed since I started using Halifax, need to wait and see.