Idiot buyers - Non paying buyers - Complaints - talk about your Bad Buyer experiences

[fashioncode]

That is good suggestion, but no suitable for this case

[memphis]

mail him a box of dog crap if its under $50
Over $50 create a fake account with their name and start selling stuff and send the buyers dog crap instead of what they bought.

....sorry about the dog crap suggestion, I have two dogs and an abundance of dog crap in the yard. You can substitute the dog crap if you want.lol

[imthatguy]

I mailed poop before using this site
poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

[greg2414]

lol i like that lol If only it was uk, id send 1 to my neighbours who's cat diggs up my bloody flowers and then craps , grrrrr where's my air rifle.

[memphis]

LOL that hilarious $32.00 for a gallon of elephant crap shipped. Try listing that on ebay

[Lisa B]

LOL LOL LOL, that is sooooo funny.

My neighbor has his two little stinky Chihuahuas’ pooping all over my Sister’s lawn, I asked my Sister why do they come to her yard and poop and she says the dogs smell their own scent….errr **** all over her yard and will always poop on her lawn.

I’m tempted to scoop up those darned turds and dump them on his front porch early in the morning.

One of the dogs went missing not long ago…….lol

[imjustme]

You scooped up the poop and shipped the dog with it? Admit it!!!!!

[Lisa B]

OK, I admit it...sheesh
Serious, I'm going to order some poop off that site and send it to them.
Then I;m going to send some poop to this one jerk Boss I used to work for.

Oh, How about we all send some to the Exec's at eBay and PayPal. woohoo!

[lillyjill]

What a brilliant idea! send some to that Bill Cobb whatever

[wushuARTIST]

Do what i did.

Call his bluff. This happened to me once and i wrote a very professional sounding email. In It, I stated I had contacted the local police and that they had said they had enough evidence arrest him for fraud. I proceeded to inform the buyer that if he did not drop the paypal case withing 24hours I would proceed with having him arrested

I showed him the proof of delivery, and his signature (he had signed for the package 4 hours earlier!!).

3 hours later, he ended the paypal case and i recieved a written apology consisting of some bullsh1t story,with all the funds secured and transferred to my bank account!

[ebay-sucks]

Uhmmmmm

EBHL sends a piece of candy in her packages. Now I am thinking....

Candy, wrappers, ex lax and some dog poo, the last buyer who just left me 5 negs is going to get herself some candy.

[Lisa B]

I wonder if that Company packages the doo doo in zip loc baggies so it doesn't stink up the place during transit.

I mean if someone tried delivering a smelly doo doo package to me I would just refuse it.
I'm sure they contain the smell somehow.

And how fresh is the poop? do they toss out any poop past 7 days...lol lol

Can you tell I'm bored?

[greg2414]

lol, go and squat on your neighbours lawn Lisa. Im tempted to do it to mine, the cats keep getting mine. I am very very tempted to gat gun 1 in the leg.

[ebayhateluv]

Off topic--But you guys see the latest--frozen dog treats/ice cream?? Its at Walmart right on same shelf as the ice cream for humans...

[Lisa B]

I think I saw those in the store. Oh what will they think of next

[HateEbay]

I have had quite a few buyers who didn't pay and some refused to pay because they want to pay with Paypal only eventhough I don't offer Paypal on my listings at all.

One guy bought an item a while a go, I sent a Google checkout invoice and he said he couldn't pay through the link, I knew he was lying because other buyer paid without problem. And then 3 days ago he bought the same item from me, just a different listing with less quantity and still made no payment. What should I do, file an unpaid item dispute? I can't afford a neg feedback b/c I have only 20 pos feedbacks.

If you file an unpaid item dispute, buyer's negative feedback will be removed by Ebay? Any advice?

[imjustme]

I had someone from Australia buy a shirt from me on eBay about 3 weeks ago. When he received it late last week, he sent me an email saying that it had huge stains on it and that he wants me to send him a new one. I told him to send it back and I'll even pay the return fees and send him a new one for free if it indeed has stains on it. It's highly unlikely because I checked it on both sides inside and out before packing it, but I may have missed something.

Right after I finish writing the email to him, I find a dispute from PayPal in my email inbox. When I logged into PayPal, they told me that he opened a dispute for the reason that his account was used fraudulently by a 3rd party and that he never made the purchase.

So how come he sent me an email about supposed stains just 5 minutes before? I doubt the account holder and the 'fraudulent buyer' emailed me 3 weeks after the purchase within 5 minutes of each other and even with the same email address.

Unfortunately I had no tracking because Australia doesn't scan foreign incoming airmail parcels, only FedEx and such. So I just gave him a refund and ate my loss of about $50.

This morning, he sends me an angry email asking me what I had told PayPal (I didn't tell them anything, I just refunded the payment) and that his account with nearly $6000 was now limited and they wanted all kinds of documentation from him or they will not release his money.

What an idiot ...obviously if he claims that his account was fraudulently used by a 3rd party, they will limit him.

[anthonychan]

LOL - He must have made Paypals day!
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