| Onion | 07-23-2016 01:40 PM | My daughter is dating an eBay customer service rep... :( I went to breakfast today to meet my daughters boyfriend. In the past, she has always let me meet her boyfriends right off the bat. Not this one, she wouldn't let me meet him for some reason. Now I know why, he is a customer service representative for eBay. Today is the day I shook hands with the devil at IHOP. As soon as he told me he works for eBay, my heart sunk down to my foot. I immediately started suffering from a PTSD attack thinking about all of the times I had to deal with nipple heads like this guy. If Jared from Subway and Snorlax had a kid, it would be this guy. What should I do?
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