wife ran off with laptop and ebay accounts

[oompaloompa]

you just have to watch day-time tv in italy for scantilly clad women, eg. kids programs....

ok, I admit it, I am the wife of OP, and it was not 5 kids, it was 1 kid with 5 heads....slight difference......

[Callidus]

Originally Posted by temsa261

can anyone pls help me

i brought a laptop for my wife, since then she met a guy online and ran of with him, she knew all my ebay selling accounts, next morning when i woke up i could not log in to my ebay accounts, my user name and password she changed it all so i cannot log in anymore, and now the bitch is selling on ebay using my accounts, i guess it was bad investment

can anyone pls help me how i can get back my ebay accounts?

can anyone smell that....

[Haidukken]

I think you should go on a Jeremy Kyle show, just to sort this mess out.

Seems that she is cheating you with one of your kids, who is also doing heroin that you left on a kitchen table whilst you were cheating her with her mom, who is also been stealing money from one of your other kids and has used that money to buy porno online, but she doesn't know that one of your other kids is also watching that porno, on a laptop that you are talking about.

Jeremy Kyle will sort it, don't you worry now son

[ilcarletto]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

ok, I admit it, I am the wife of OP, and it was not 5 kids, it was 1 kid with 5 heads....slight difference......

...ok, I admit... I am the internet guy oompaloompa runned away with...

[gosh, I love this silly thread ]

[ilcarletto]

Originally Posted by BigCJ

Thanks guys. Now my hubby wants to go to italy on a mysterious trip and he said his laptop is broken.

Wow, you just gave me a brillant idea... I'm start selling HD fully loaded with p*rn stuff!!

...sounds like a risky item? ...I don't think so, since people is naked they will show no brand, right?

[GreenBean]

Originally Posted by Callidus

can anyone smell that....

Already noted....

[rsot]

T-shirts...po*rn...computers....ilcarletto you sir are a marketing guru $

[ilcarletto]

Originally Posted by rsot

T-shirts...po*rn...computers....ilcarletto you sir are a marketing guru $

...soon to be in jail i guess

I'd better switch to some high quality food stuff (tartufo anyone? )

[wired]

Leave the boy alone. In the past week he has

- Been worried and paranoid about the FBI closing eBay down
- Wondering how he can feed his kids when eBay goes
- Lost all his eBay and PayPal accounts
- Lost his wife to someone on the internet
- Either lost his kids, or been stuck with five of them by himself
- Lost his laptop
- Lost all the money in his PayPal he was trying to currency ecxhange because his wife now has access
- Lost all his stock because his wife is now selling it on eBay

Tough week. Wheres that bottle of paracetamol?

[JamesNorth101]

Might need something stronger than paracetamol if that really was his week.

[wired]

Originally Posted by JamesNorth101

Might need something stronger than paracetamol if that really was his week.

I was referring to the entire bumper bottle, not the recommended daily dose

[Haidukken]

Originally Posted by wired

Leave the boy alone. In the past week he has

- Been worried and paranoid about the FBI closing eBay down
- Wondering how he can feed his kids when eBay goes
- Lost all his eBay and PayPal accounts
- Lost his wife to someone on the internet
- Either lost his kids, or been stuck with five of them by himself
- Lost his laptop
- Lost all the money in his PayPal he was trying to currency ecxhange because his wife now has access
- Lost all his stock because his wife is now selling it on eBay

Tough week. Wheres that bottle of paracetamol?

Paracetamol? he needs something much stronger than that.

[xenix]

Op don't do drugs

[BiN4RY]

This thread is literally the greatest comedy goldmine I have came across on this forum

[GreenBean]

Originally Posted by BiN4RY

This thread is literally the greatest comedy goldmine I have came across on this forum

Um, this one may also be in the running....

http://www.aspkin.com/forums/uk-ebay...tml#post665985

[dealagreeproceed]

dam the op got checked into oblivion with this thread

I think under his aspkin username it should officially say "checked into oblivion"

[yotano211]

Originally Posted by GreenBean

Is pron what you do in the US of A?

Across the pond, they do P O R N.....

Across what pond, I thought Aussie land was cracking down on everything fun.

Lets see, harder to make money, slow net speeds, huge spiders. But at least the women are beautiful.