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Buy him a 55 gallon barrel of lube:

***Amazon link***
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes...005MR3IVO?th=1

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that one is awesome the 55 gallon barrel of lube, please more ideas, this should be a super fun topic, maybe i will even try and get some video or something

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Maybe if you grew up, you wouldn't be on here telling people how to use their own money. If you don't have that kind of money to waste, then maybe you should be busy working on your ebay business, the way this man probably did.

And in case you don't understand how commerce works. If he buys an empty shipping container, that money goes to the miners that mined for the metal. The truck drivers that took that metal to a refinery. The metal workers that refinded the metal. The machinists that created the container. The truck drivers that took it took the company. The sales people at the company The delivery company that delivered it this mans house.

So please, tell us all how the money from this, isn't going to go to feed people. :violin:

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ideas come on folks ideas

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hundreds kilos of manure delivered in front of his door should be hard enough to remove and the smell will make him never forget you
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1565783/th...BLEE-570.jpg?5

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thats a decent one hard to donate after though i would assume

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Who needs to dropship, when you can drop**** instead?:d

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very funny !! I really want something huge that is like unbelievable but under 2k

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2000.oo in cow poop goes a long way to a poor old farmer

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I bet it does

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Send him a wanking machine in a clear box

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And one of those real life size nude women dolls

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Donate it to a poor man who can't get a stiffie

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Must be nice to have such disposable income...

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I hope for some more ideas, I want it to be storage container size

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http://www.mobilbox.co.uk/wp-content...t-11.01.44.png


If his got a driveway, you could put something like this in front. That ought to drive him crazy... he'll only be able to look at it, but never drive it! :p

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https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Ura...ywords=uranium

The reviews left on the Uranium ore are gold :))
Scare him with a nice letter about radiation...

Lots of horse hay. For 600$ it will be bigger than his house

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If it is something that goes to charity then go for it - but cannot say that would be funny anyway......maybe a bunch of those weirdly named chinese foods...you can find pics of them on engrish.com.....(although doubt a charity would want them)........

anything else that is wasteful and would get thrown away or even take up transport costs for a joke, is low class behaviour, people who think they are rich and are deliberately wasteful, are not funny......

a container? why? because you can afford it? some pranks cost nothing and are funny, some just aren't...ones that are at someone elses expense are not, if someone ever tee-peed my house for example, I would hunt them down and damage them....

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hay is a real good one and of course you cannot donate the hay i am sure, he is in Phoenix????

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i cant find anywhere to buy hay with paypal!

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shipping peanuts

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unlimited condoms :P