horrible joke, I need help

[danshan]

my friend sent me i think 5000 rolls of toilet paper to my house, bought on ebay with a stealth, very funny huh huh!. So i want to send him something like it but more creative. I was thinking like an empty 20 foot shipping container. of course I gave all the TP to a church near me and I am sure he will do something like that with the shipping container but anyway. I need some ideas on some things that are HUGE. not refrigerator big, i want shipping container big and of course for sale on ebay, local pickup is ok too I can use uship LOL, please any ideas will be greatly appreciated!

[yotano211]

If he doesnt have any kinds, send him lots of diapers bought from ebay or somewhere. Ask him to donated it to some woman's shelter. Since you donated the toilet paper to church, maybe do something nice like that and ask him to donate it also.

[danshan]

i want something ridiculous huge, like a 40ft storage container, image opening your door and seeing that

[Ebayorbust]

5000 toilet rolls?? That's an expensive joke to play. Who ended up paying for them? Your friend or the ebay seller?

[danshan]

I assume he paid for them

[danshan]

but I still need ideas, come on folks anything huge

[Ebayorbust]

5000 toilet rolls must have set him back something like $600 (could easily be more).

Most of the forum will think he's an utter fanny for wasting so much money. Print of this thread and send it to him. That'll p1ss him off no end.

[rsot]

Tons of cotton balls?
Tons of potatoes?
Millions of hardware screws, nuts, bolts, nails?

...Russian mail-order bride...

[Ebayorbust]

Order a load of counterfeit merchandise from Dhgate using his real name and address. Laugh loudly when several CBP officers turn up at his door and drag him away.

[danshan]

I want something huge, like a shipping container but I am afraid he can use a shipping container and probably not the best thing to donate after the joke

[danshan]

Originally Posted by Ebayorbust

5000 toilet rolls must have set him back something like $600 (could easily be more).

Most of the forum will think he's an utter fanny for wasting so much money. Print of this thread and send it to him. That'll p1ss him off no end.

the local catholic church did not think he was an idiot, they came with 7 vehicles and picked it all up same day! I thought he was an idiot because I got it moved out the same day, so his joke did not work, I want mine to work!

[james13v]

So who gets the tax deduction from this huge waste of money?

[danshan]

I am not very tax savvy with my stealth accounts. but back to the subject ideas ideas ideas please

[jakobrockz]

What's your price range?

[danshan]

i want to stay under 2k

[oethumb39]

buy him a junk car.

[Ebayorbust]

Originally Posted by danshan

i want to stay under 2k

Send it to me and I'll ship him a large bag of dog excrement. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it when he drops it and it makes a mess of his carpets.

[danshan]

junk car he might find a use, i mean something huge and useless, like maybe irrigation pipes you know the huge ones you can walk in

[iamgood]

Howe about you just grow up and stop being so wasteful?

You might have $£1000s of money to waste but a lot of us haven't so stop being so brash with the cash. Grow up.

There are people without food in the world and you want to buy an $£800 empty shipping container for a joke. ????

[danshan]

Originally Posted by iamgood

Howe about you just grow up and stop being so wasteful?

You might have $£1000s of money to waste but a lot of us haven't so stop being so brash with the cash. Grow up.

There are people without food in the world and you want to buy an $£800 empty shipping container for a joke. ????

first off it all goes to charity and second off if you are worried about hungry people what are you doing here and not at the soup kitchen serving lunch?

[jakobrockz]

It is his hard earned $ he can do what he wants with it even if it may be wasteful or... whatever you may call this lol

[sax4]

Vacuum pack a big turd and send it to him special delivery