how to make girlfriend?

[BigCJ]

Make money, flaunt it, profit.

WARNING: GF may become stalker
WARNING: GF may figure out your ebay routine
WARNING: GF may put you on the maury show and you may not be the father
WARNING: GF will most likely spend all of your money
WARNING: GF May not actually be your GF

[H4ck]

was thinking my next roleplay scene should be an older milf walking in on me doing her "daughter" and she gets turned on and joins in.......

try getting your girlfriend to get involved in some of my fantasies......

[JamesNorth101]

Originally Posted by jarsky541

was thinking my next roleplay scene should be an older milf walking in on me doing her "daughter" and she gets turned on and joins in.......

Dad then walks in and decides to use your as his GF....

[H4ck]

if dad came in it would be one big family swinger orgy.......

[H4ck]

I met up with a Mexican milf today and she hit the spot for 200 bucks doing all the freaky stuff I wanted.

First she did a role play of coming over and confronting me about sneaking to her house and supposedly seeing her sleep with another man and she seduced me into keeping it a secret.

Rode me in top with her huge natural melons and French kissing me and saying all the nasty things I needed her to say and blew my load all over her.

And have it all on video so I can enjoy it over and over again.

I definitely will call her back again and again.

Will have to call a younger girl to play my daughter mother fantasy in bed with a threesome.

[oompaloompa]

^^^^^^

[H4ck]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

^^^^^^

[dachilla]

I vote for the traditional way but you't have to sacrifice a rib of yours for that.

[Beautiful]

French kissing a $200 escort... living life to the fullest

[H4ck]

I M going to call another white milf over to my place today I am trying to think of something really freaky.....

[Jamsym]

Sex dolls are the new big thing. Never refuse, never answer back and minimum upkeep.

[rsot]

Originally Posted by Beautiful

French kissing a $200 escort... living life to the fullest

...yikes #wherehasthatmouthbeen

[H4ck]

Originally Posted by rsot

...yikes #wherehasthatmouthbeen

as long as they brush their teeth and keep good hygiene......its no different than touching doorknobs......

[oompaloompa]

yes but touching doorknobs actually happens....

stuff that happens vs next instalment of stuff that never happened..........

[H4ck]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

yes but touching doorknobs actually happens....

stuff that happens vs next instalment of stuff that never happened..........

[josephpompee2]

Be comfortable alone. You don't have to try to act cool or be a try hard; just be loose.
Help someone. ...
Approach tons of girls on a consistent basis. ...
Avoid being afraid to fail. ...
Avoid giving yourself time to make excuses. ...
Keep having fun. ...
Be yourself to the extreme. ...
Network.

[ReadyToTry]

Ive never made a girlfriend but I'd assume you need a 3D printer to start.

That gets you your physical attributes all set up.
If you care about personality... uh well. Don't know how to help with that.

For me personally I just play my dating sim games.

[mine]

I don't know what you guys have against a breathing body of flesh and blood. Really, girls aren't that bad.

[Leothebusinessman87]

You simply have the confidence to ask her out, then you take her out for a movie and dinner, dance, and finally you take her home and do your thing!

[Deroche]

Originally Posted by josephpompee2

Be comfortable alone. You don't have to try to act cool or be a try hard; just be loose.
Help someone. ...
Approach tons of girls on a consistent basis. ...
Avoid being afraid to fail. ...
Avoid giving yourself time to make excuses. ...
Keep having fun. ...
Be yourself to the extreme. ...
Network.

Pretty much this. It's all a numbers game, really. Not only will you eventually run into someone who will say yes, but you'll gain confidence and get better at this with time, further increasing your chances.

[phaz0rz]

Interesting to hear business-minded people's perspective on hooking up with women.

I like the 3D printer idea. Costs way less in the long-run!

[sax4]

Eye of Newt, toe of frog, two rabbits feet, stir in a big cauldron