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Find the DNA of someone you like

Put it in a test jar

Pop it in the fridge

Wait 18 years

Reap the rewards
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You can get them made how ever you want, literally... So if your looking for a creative way to spend PP money...

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/

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Well that is one way to cash out a stealth PayPal
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thing is, I have a creepy feeling it is more like the question/sentence got cut short.

as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
or, how to make girlfriend a happy 12th birthday card?

more examples would amuse me.....
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You could get me on a roll with this topic... Do you like anime?

http://animefantasydoll.com/silicone...al-life-dolls/
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as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
Somewhere along the line you would need a very large blender

Im sure eBay could come in handy for that
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Soon enough youll be able to print one out with a 3D printer.
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LMFAO....


I hope my wife doesnt look through my google history... She has a bad habit of doing that... I'm blaming OP if she does.
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Don't let Jarsky see that
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LMFAO....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvC0...has_verified=1

I hope my wife doesnt look through my google history... She has a bad habit of doing that... I'm blaming OP if she does.
I hope instead of sex dolls,

we can make human cloning very affordable......so affordable where I can just go to the store and clone my favorite p0rnstars at a certain age.

put a price on beauty........all the ugly girls will be the more budget worthy cloning prices.......

and also augment and modify their genetics on the screen also...........where I can say I want her to be this tall with this cup size.....and this race.....

therefore human extinction will no longer be an issue since we can clone people....

kill off all the uglies in this world, and now only clone and produce genetically superior genes and good looking people forever.

maybe even do surgical operations to move your brain from one body to a younger cloned body.......

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Now I really do wonder what Jarsky looks like.
From the way youre posting here sounds like you would have Blond hair blue eyes and speak fluent early 1930's German.
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That's really... appalling.
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thing is, I have a creepy feeling it is more like the question/sentence got cut short.

as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
or, how to make girlfriend a happy 12th birthday card?

more examples would amuse me.....
What if the thread title had a typo?

We’ll get Ebayorbust to sort this.

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Buy one on Runescape
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⊗⊗⊗⊗ it until you make it OP
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Wouldn't you prefer a real flesh and blood human girlfriend? I'm sure there are plenty of single girls out there.
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Wouldn't you prefer a real flesh and blood human girlfriend? I'm sure there are plenty of single girls out there.
C’mon. HTF do we know what the OP looks like?

Lot of effort needed for education.

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1 part girl
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Shaken, not stirred
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If it hadn't been phaz I wouldn't have clicked on the link... someone spent a lot of time writing that - obviously someone without a girlfriend. Guys who have a woman don't have that much free time on their hands
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I assumed it was written by a girl. It should be retitled 'Make me Laugh and Carry My $hit'

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