so, waist down - hows it hanging

Yah. From what I read... headshots are the no-no. Only reason I didn't include a chest shot myself is because I already did one in another thread.

Oompa did post a pic, but it only showed up as a link in the post, not as an image. Go back to #3 or #4, I think. Clicky the linky.


Correction: It *WAS* there, but it's gone now.

[Lyda]

Lacy stockings?

[BooMer]

Hey Vic, I see your quite the handyman. That Home-Made Computer Desk you got in the background looks Old Skool. You wanna sell me the Blueprints on how that was built.
Oh BTW how do we know it's really you in the pic. I need proof because I know about 69 Penetration Specialists.

I think we need to write our names on a piece of paper like oompaloompa did to verify Authenticity.

I'll post mine later after I see more from other users.

[ILovePaypalNOT]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

Philly is that you, yes I wanna see the head!

paypalnot, are those real?! impressive..

suitably blurred as many would recognise it, can you guess what it is?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2743/dc00004.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4952/dc00005.jpg

yeah... LOL

[ILovePaypalNOT]

hey philly.... Im with oompa! take the bag off ! LOL

[philly387]

PM's sent...

[ILovePaypalNOT]

I tried to answer you back but it says I have reached my PM limit for the day :(

[aribragin]

http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads.../john-ebay.jpg

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

[oompaloompa]

^ oh, so you are the spy on the forum..? Well now you are busted...

I only have a blurry phone camera, my other good one is for ebay and I dont think its a good idea to use that! You never know!

watch this space for more intriguing installments..these will include oomps elbow and oomps ankle....for over 18s only

[ILovePaypalNOT]

Originally Posted by aribragin

http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads.../john-ebay.jpg

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

Oh what a big strong sexy hunk of a man you are ...

Can I have my eBay account reinstated?

[Lyda]

I thought Aribragin is some kid...lol

[aribragin]

Originally Posted by ILovePaypalNOT

Oh what a big strong sexy hunk of a man you are ...

Can I have my eBay account reinstated?

it depends? do you really like what i got on the waist down and ummm well you know lol

[ILovePaypalNOT]

Originally Posted by aribragin

it depends? do you really like what i got on the waist down and ummm well you know lol

You were supposed to say : Of course I will give you your account back sweetheart and would you like me to buy you a Jag as well?

Perhaps I should bat my eyelashes and show a little leg? Does that work on rich old A-holes that run eBay? lol

[JohnnyBoy]

So I can take a picture of my knee caps or my feet?

[aribragin]

Originally Posted by ILovePaypalNOT

You were supposed to say : Of course I will give you your account back sweetheart and would you like me to buy you a Jag as well?

Perhaps I should bat my eyelashes and show a little leg? Does that work on rich old A-holes that run eBay? lol

slurp slurp???

Heh, yeah, I've been using that desk setup since college (back in the '80s). Changed a few surfaces (they do wear out), but it hasn't really changed much, otherwise. Basically, 9 milk crates (12 if you want more pocket space), 2 pieces of countertop 42"x24"x7/8", and whatever junk you use to keep your hands busy. Stack 3 crates high, make a total of 3 or 4 stacks. Place the boards across the crates. Get your rotary tool and cut openings in the front faces of the crates so you can put goodies in there. Don't try stacking crates on their sides to avoid cutting holes. Crates on their side will bow out and slide around. Cheap and convenient. Not pretty though, unless you like minimalist art that is functional.

Originally Posted by BooMer

Hey Vic, I see your quite the handyman. That Home-Made Computer Desk you got in the background looks Old Skool. You wanna sell me the Blueprints on how that was built.

Well, I guess you can't really know it is me. But if you compare to the other pic in some other thread, you can see It's the same dude. The other pic shows me and some legal docs and bank cards that do say Vic Velcro. If you like, I can reshoot a few pics that include something. But I doubt I could look as sloppy as I did in the earlier pic in this thread. It took a bit of effort trying to stick my gut out and get the flash deliberately wrong. It was supposed to be funny, see. Maybe I can work in some desk-pr0n...

The M4 logo is a registered trademark of one of my companies. Penetration Specialist is an actual job-title in the M4 organization. I'm the #1 PenSpec on the team. That particular piece of fabric was the original prototype that we used for our official shirts. We did a quick iron-on for the prototype. The actual production run was 8oz cotton T's and the shirts were stitched embroidery instead of cheapy iron-on transfers.

That maybe proof enough that the pic is me?

Oh BTW how do we know it's really you in the pic. I need proof because I know about 69 Penetration Specialists.

I can do better than a piece of paper with handwriting on it. Lemmee cobble something together and try again.

I think we need to write our names on a piece of paper like oompaloompa did to verify Authenticity.

I'll post mine later after I see more from other users.

[Lyda]

I like the creativity in creating inexpensive computer desk, Vic.

Another option is using two file cabinets or drawer units for the base, but no more than 28"-29" high and add a wood top in any size suitable on top of it. You can purchase wood panels at Lowes for few bucks. They will even trim it for you to size you need for free. Than a can of primer and a can of color paint of your choice and voila!!! ...you have functional and unique desk for under 100 bucks.

[oompaloompa]

Originally Posted by JohnnyBoy

So I can take a picture of my knee caps or my feet?

yes but make sure the feet are not too gross, we dont need that torture..

I have an Edwardian chair and desk, but the chair has a split in it and Im about to fall at any minute..

Vic shouldnt it say Pen15 specialist..

Hmm... Well, that would be a matter of context, I guess. I really don't know much about penii except my own. Some of the other guys on the crew ... I'm not so sure about.

Penetration Specialist happens to be a double entendre. Technically, people like myself who can easily gain entry into just about anything or any place (those of us who study the techniques and technology on a professional level) are specialists in penetrating (physical and virtual obtructions).

As for the other type of Penetration Specialist, I'll leave that for you to bump around and work out for yourself <wink>.

[GreenBean]

*coughs* Steady,Eddy,steady

[Lyda]

Vic???? Do we have to? Work it out ourselves? Oh my God... I am in troublel. But GB has the answer to everything, as usual :"Steady, Eddy, Steady"

Biting tongue. Clenching teeth. Straining neck muscles. Eyes popping out.

^^^^^^^^^
That's one of two things. Me working it out for myself and not sharing much.

OR

Me trying desperately not to communicate in a manner that crosses the line of family-friendly.

Or both.