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best insults
 

here are some of my favourites, some are reserved for coldcallers:

It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?

Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday

Why do you even get up in the morning?

You’ve got a face like a lazy bee keeper

If brains were gold you would be very poor.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date

Your so ugly, the orphanage said no

I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company.

You're so ugly the monkeys are jealous of you

You're so poor, your cell phone is two cups and a straw

If you looked better you'd be ugly

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat