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Old 06-06-2010
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Default A funny thing occurred to me.

If there were a dating type game show with any of us as contestants, it would just be too hilarious.

"Tonight's episode will be featuring 3 contestants you've never heard of who will be vying for a private evening with our guest/prize who shall remain nameless. At the beginning of tomorrow's episode, they'll be back here to not tell us anything about how it went. Stay tuned... There's more, after the break!"

I can see HWGA as stage/set manager
Amazombie as director/producer
Philly387 as host
Inverser would be operating Camera 1
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You got the hidden message in my humorous example.

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It used to be called Blind date in the UK - worst show imaginable..contestants were fuglys, and hostess was even worse......

so who would you (not) be Vic??
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I'm not sure who I would (not) be. Probably, I would (not) be one of the dweeb contestants.
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If there were a dating type game show with any of us as contestants, it would just be too hilarious.

"Tonight's episode will be featuring 3 contestants you've never heard of who will be vying for a private evening with our guest/prize who shall remain nameless. At the beginning of tomorrow's episode, they'll be back here to not tell us anything about how it went. Stay tuned... There's more, after the break!"

I can see HWGA as stage/set manager
Amazombie as director/producer
Philly387 as host
Inverser would be operating Camera 1


Could I be the Host?
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I think you would do better as the announcer that introduces the host and does the schpiel just before cut to commercial. You just have that kind of voice. But you'd probably do well as a host, too.
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Chuck Woolery 2 & 2?
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For some reason I feel like I'm reading Mad Magazine.
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Vic's avatar looks like a pic from that magazine doesn't it? Or maybe you had 1 too many and it's bedtime?
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Lol not yet haven't started to drink yet, just got out the gym I'm ready to go till the sun comes up, but anyway the magazine has alot of tv show parodies, i think they even had an issue with Chuck Woolery but that was ages ago. Also nobody can tell who you would be since you don't have a face, I guess you would be the back stage director?
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Thanks for the reminder I will update my avatar to a face.
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Nah. My avatar is Spider Jerusalem from 'Transmetropolitan'.

It has been alleged by many of my acquaintances and party-coconspirators that I am that character incarnate. They're probably right.
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Thanks for the reminder I will update my avatar to a face.
lol... that was quick, that's one heck of a tan you got there, what'd you just get back from Jamaica or something?
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Back to the topic!
I would like to be one of the contestants!
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Ok, so phrase your BIO in the format common to game shows everywhere. Let others do the same. Might as well have fun with it, actually. So, stir in some eBay Stealth with a bowl full of biography and a pinch of shenanigans.
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