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oompaloompa 08-17-2010 02:18 PM

how to cheat on pedometer
 
ok, dont tell me off, but Ive been sponsored to do this pedometer thing for charity, and it is more steps than I am bothered to do, its for a month.....so how do I cheat, I attached it to the washing machine and it didnt register, I am worried to attach it to car in case it falls off, plus I think thats too smooth for it to register, any suggestions??

rsot 08-17-2010 02:23 PM

Ha Oompa - this made my hour =) you are the living end...good stuff.

Reminds me of that game "Incredible Machine" or something.

slapped 08-17-2010 02:30 PM

WoW,,,Talk about Left Field,,,,Where did that Question Come from???

oompaloompa 08-17-2010 02:32 PM

well this is everything else section, and this crappy sponsored thing invaded my life this week - make it go away

E-Nertia 08-17-2010 02:37 PM

Purchase one of those AS-SEEN-ON-TV Shake Weights and tape it to that. You'll get "buff" and reach your goal!!

rsot 08-17-2010 02:42 PM

This might be way out there too but someone told me he had attached a pedometer to a Sl a p Ch o p (TM registered etc.) and was getting the count up while mucking around the house ....

oompaloompa 08-17-2010 02:53 PM

if I had a dog, I would attach it to its tail, although it might bite it off

JohnnyBoy 08-17-2010 03:21 PM

Say you hurt your ankle and wont be walking for a while. Wrap your leg up in a cast and borrow some crutches from someone.

pod 08-17-2010 03:51 PM

Would it taped to the inside of the dryer work? Coldest setting naturally.

rsot 08-17-2010 04:12 PM

Ooompa tried the washing machine so dryer is probably a no go.

Pedometers work on impact count (How do pedometers work?)

Funny youtube video on someone connecting it to a motor...

pod 08-17-2010 04:21 PM

Dry is a different motion in a different direction...

oompaloompa 08-17-2010 04:57 PM

dry would break and overheat it, nudniks...

now if I had a windmill..............

seriously, I need to do it that way all the poor little chariy kids get their money and I make a mental note, never to volunteer for this sort of thing ever again....

pod 08-17-2010 04:58 PM

You could duc tape it to a fan... Get you some miles pretty quick if it counted the motion...

oompaloompa 08-17-2010 05:00 PM

a fan - yes!!!!!!!!!!!

pod 08-17-2010 05:00 PM

tape it REAL good!

Burning 08-17-2010 07:02 PM

This is funny....hahahahahaha

Next time, don't open the door to those little smucky kids.....

Tistis, oompa..

oompaloompa 08-18-2010 06:08 AM

no its at my gym, sponsoring kids charity, Im at my class and you cant say no when everyones said yes

Blackhorse 08-18-2010 12:08 PM

OMFG i needed a laugh, thanks oompa!!

jamblix 08-23-2010 07:47 PM

First thing that popped into my mind was an elevated hamster wheel with a big hamster. Than attach the pedometer on the outside of the wheel :D

oompaloompa 09-14-2010 02:26 PM

update, shaking it violently worked too

teufle 09-14-2010 09:38 PM

You could try attaching it to your shoe and riding a stationary bike, or better yet attach it to the shoe of someone who's already planning to ride. Or put it on a dogs collar before someone takes it to the park. Either of those should do the trick

teufle 09-14-2010 09:41 PM

Im sure you could pawn it off on someone you know who runs on a treadmill everyday


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