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ok, dont tell me off, but Ive been sponsored to do this pedometer thing for charity, and it is more steps than I am bothered to do, its for a month.....so how do I cheat, I attached it to the washing machine and it didnt register, I am worried to attach it to car in case it falls off, plus I think thats too smooth for it to register, any suggestions??
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Ha Oompa - this made my hour =) you are the living end...good stuff.
Reminds me of that game "Incredible Machine" or something.
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WoW,,,Talk about Left Field,,,,Where did that Question Come from???
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well this is everything else section, and this crappy sponsored thing invaded my life this week - make it go away
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Purchase one of those AS-SEEN-ON-TV Shake Weights and tape it to that. You'll get "buff" and reach your goal!!
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This might be way out there too but someone told me he had attached a pedometer to a Sl a p Ch o p (TM registered etc.) and was getting the count up while mucking around the house ....
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if I had a dog, I would attach it to its tail, although it might bite it off
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Say you hurt your ankle and wont be walking for a while. Wrap your leg up in a cast and borrow some crutches from someone.
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Would it taped to the inside of the dryer work? Coldest setting naturally.
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Ooompa tried the washing machine so dryer is probably a no go.
Pedometers work on impact count ( How do pedometers work?)
Funny youtube video on someone connecting it to a motor...
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Dry is a different motion in a different direction...
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dry would break and overheat it, nudniks...
now if I had a windmill..............
seriously, I need to do it that way all the poor little chariy kids get their money and I make a mental note, never to volunteer for this sort of thing ever again....
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You could duc tape it to a fan... Get you some miles pretty quick if it counted the motion...
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a fan - yes!!!!!!!!!!!
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tape it REAL good!
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This is funny....hahahahahaha
Next time, don't open the door to those little smucky kids.....
Tistis, oompa..
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no its at my gym, sponsoring kids charity, Im at my class and you cant say no when everyones said yes
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First thing that popped into my mind was an elevated hamster wheel with a big hamster. Than attach the pedometer on the outside of the wheel :D
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update, shaking it violently worked too
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You could try attaching it to your shoe and riding a stationary bike, or better yet attach it to the shoe of someone who's already planning to ride. Or put it on a dogs collar before someone takes it to the park. Either of those should do the trick
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Im sure you could pawn it off on someone you know who runs on a treadmill everyday
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