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eBay Suspensions Causing Erection Problems...
 

Has anyone experienced this? Whenever one of my eBay accounts goes down (and even though I have 15+ backup accounts), I'm feeling more nervous for about a day and as a result, I have erection problems for about 24 hours. After that, I'm fine again. Not that I can't get it up, but that it doesn't stay up. As soon as the thought of my suspended eBay account pops into my mind, my friend thinks he has to play dead eel.

:(

Eat more Ahi and Viagra:D

lmao, nice post

rofl, imjustme

My wife notices it right away, though. Suddenly she's like..

"You're thinking about that eBay account again, aren't you?"

:D

Watch more Oprah...problem solved

Ha Ha Ha--that's a good one!!!

Dr. Phil may invite you on to address this-LOL!!!

Just watch more TV News or read online about the American Underclass getting away with robbery, rape, murder, assault and all that nice stuff.

Whenever I do that, I feel... the law cant handle such blatant crimes - why would they care about lil old me?

well when i got my suspend i got didn't get a Erection for 3 whole days since i was soo depress

this ebay **** can really get you down if you dont know what to do, im so glad i found this forum :)

yeh same and i don't even remember how i cam across this forum maybe form like ebay hate website sites or soemthing

I know the feeling

I tried that. The song doesn't even make it move.

Oh, I quoted your post above. Dangit. Infract me!!!

Don't tase me bro!

Was reviewing some old threads and came across this one.

Very Funny! LOL

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours after taking eBay stealth, please seek eBay Customer Support immediately. If you experience a PayPal limitation and eBay suspension at the same time, this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.

Hilarious post!
 

Now that was the funniest post yet!
Yeah Ebay suspensions can really get you down and (it down as well.)
You may try going to CVS or another drugstore for a new over the counter drug called "Ebay sausage cream"
It may help relieve the suspension stress. :FF:

Great Post! :hs:

they sell those pump action things as well on ebay, or if you have tiny boobs there are some for those too, if you are a tranny you can buy one and use for both areas (are you?)

I came across this old thread and thought I'd bring this thread back to haunt people. No, I haven't experienced this problem, this thread has made me laugh though.

I thought I misread it for sec :lol:

Anyways...
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/xb9yt0jpg.gif

logging in on wrong user account with all cookes stored, made me cry once...

I've shouted some four letter profanities once. Still no erection problems, though, must be my age...

don't they have tons of ginger plant for erection problems in your country?

It's called testosterone, you gotta keep up those intense, explosive workouts to keep it up and use it often, that's what it's there for.

I'm laughing so hard, my face hurts!:pound:

this thread is funny, can't say i've hard these erection problems. But i do have to admit, ebay can get you down bigtime if you let it. You really need to be 10 steps ahead of yourself.

Dead right there buddy :typing:

@stickmade can't say i've hard these erection problems

Can't say I've hard of these either :pound:

lol i only just noticed that :)

you cant afford to have them sort of problems around my area lol bitches on demand a nice sticky blunt sorts mine out :)

Yeah a nice sticky blunt with lot's of lube lol....

:thumb::thumb::ranger:

For imjustme - I recommend some Spanish Fly :)

i think watching some porn will help..

I watch ''Keeping up with the kardashians''. Volume on mute of course. Amazingling my erection problems disappear in minutes lol