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Default eBay Suspensions Causing Erection Problems...

Has anyone experienced this? Whenever one of my eBay accounts goes down (and even though I have 15+ backup accounts), I'm feeling more nervous for about a day and as a result, I have erection problems for about 24 hours. After that, I'm fine again. Not that I can't get it up, but that it doesn't stay up. As soon as the thought of my suspended eBay account pops into my mind, my friend thinks he has to play dead eel.

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Eat more Ahi and Viagra:D
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lmao, nice post
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rofl, imjustme
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My wife notices it right away, though. Suddenly she's like..

"You're thinking about that eBay account again, aren't you?"

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Watch more Oprah...problem solved
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Ha Ha Ha--that's a good one!!!

Dr. Phil may invite you on to address this-LOL!!!
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Just watch more TV News or read online about the American Underclass getting away with robbery, rape, murder, assault and all that nice stuff.

Whenever I do that, I feel... the law cant handle such blatant crimes - why would they care about lil old me?
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well when i got my suspend i got didn't get a Erection for 3 whole days since i was soo depress
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this ebay **** can really get you down if you dont know what to do, im so glad i found this forum
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yeh same and i don't even remember how i cam across this forum maybe form like ebay hate website sites or soemthing
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I know the feeling
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I tried that. The song doesn't even make it move.

Oh, I quoted your post above. Dangit. Infract me!!!
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Don't tase me bro!
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Has anyone experienced this? Whenever one of my eBay accounts goes down (and even though I have 15+ backup accounts), I'm feeling more nervous for about a day and as a result, I have erection problems for about 24 hours. After that, I'm fine again. Not that I can't get it up, but that it doesn't stay up. As soon as the thought of my suspended eBay account pops into my mind, my friend thinks he has to play dead eel.

:(
Was reviewing some old threads and came across this one.

Very Funny! LOL
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If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours after taking eBay Stealth, please seek eBay Customer Support immediately. If you experience a PayPal limitation and eBay suspension at the same time, this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.
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Default Hilarious post!

Now that was the funniest post yet!
Yeah Ebay suspensions can really get you down and (it down as well.)
You may try going to CVS or another drugstore for a new over the counter drug called "Ebay sausage cream"
It may help relieve the suspension stress.
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Great Post!
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they sell those pump action things as well on ebay, or if you have tiny boobs there are some for those too, if you are a tranny you can buy one and use for both areas (are you?)
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I came across this old thread and thought I'd bring this thread back to haunt people. No, I haven't experienced this problem, this thread has made me laugh though.
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I thought I misread it for sec

Anyways...
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logging in on wrong user account with all cookes stored, made me cry once...
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