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25 Hilarious Homeless Signs
 

perfect handwriting and always grammatically correct....hmmmm

Yes, you would be amazed how smart some of these guys are.

I'll tell a scam that my brothers low-life friend runs:

He dresses up in a business suit and walks up to strangers carrying an empty red gas can in his hand.

He hands people a phony business card and tells them his car ran out of gas. He'll then ask for $20.00 and tells the person he'll send them $50.00 back if they could help him.

He has been doing this for 10 years, makes $150 for two hours of work. :fight:

He works full time as an inspector and makes $75,000 per year at his real job.

I've had people that were better dressed hit me up for change...I would just laugh and tell them that maybe they should give me change!

very funny.

Here in NY: brand new jordans, leather jacket and rayban sunglasses asking for a dollar on the subway. :faint:

Should read

Brand new foo-foo jordans, phake leather jacket and stolen rayban sunnies

:pound:

http://www.upscalehype.com/wp-conten...-2-233x308.jpg

Yo, Bro, yo got a buck for da bro,Man. I haz to get down with ma babe

:brushteeth:

Mm78 - hilarious as usual. So many scams to make a quick buck

This sounds similar to people who sell on here as well. And they wonder why they got canned.

Too funny.... I busted my ribcage laughing .

hahaaha, love these

Well I found 1 more...

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In my neighborhood bums make way more money than I do...

This is so true.

I see the people picking up cans....they dressed like bums but had brand new cars.

Now in a city like new york with 8 million + people....if even a million people drink a soda a DAY and you're collecting cans as an 8 hour job at 5 cents a can/bottle....well, you do the math LOL.

No way you could collect a million cans a day, but you get the drift.

Lots of the bums in London drive very nice cars ..
I know i supply the spares.
Perfect job for them really .
Sat on there ass 8 hours a day and people throwing money at them .
And as stated they are not fools but the exact opposite , some very smart guys .
Good luck to them is what i say ...

I had a lady asking me for change...funny part she was wearing a pair of new UGG's! :laugh:

@bruceuk, u slanging Tires...sorry Tyres?

Glad the spellings improving MM .

Well we all know its spelled Tires...but just to make the Brits feel special well call it Tyres! lol.