25 Hilarious Homeless Signs

[MM78]

25 Hilarious Homeless Guy Signs Gallery: Copycat Picture | Break.com

[AmazonStealth]

perfect handwriting and always grammatically correct....hmmmm

[Roscoe]

Yes, you would be amazed how smart some of these guys are.

I'll tell a scam that my brothers low-life friend runs:

He dresses up in a business suit and walks up to strangers carrying an empty red gas can in his hand.

He hands people a phony business card and tells them his car ran out of gas. He'll then ask for $20.00 and tells the person he'll send them $50.00 back if they could help him.

He has been doing this for 10 years, makes $150 for two hours of work.

He works full time as an inspector and makes $75,000 per year at his real job.

[MM78]

I've had people that were better dressed hit me up for change...I would just laugh and tell them that maybe they should give me change!

[BigCJ]

very funny.

Here in NY: brand new jordans, leather jacket and rayban sunglasses asking for a dollar on the subway.

[GreenBean]

Originally Posted by cjmixers

very funny.

Here in NY: brand new jordans, leather jacket and rayban sunglasses asking for a dollar on the subway.

Should read

Brand new foo-foo jordans, phake leather jacket and stolen rayban sunnies

[GreenBean]

Yo, Bro, yo got a buck for da bro,Man. I haz to get down with ma babe

[rsot]

Mm78 - hilarious as usual. So many scams to make a quick buck

[AmazonStealth]

Originally Posted by cjmixers

very funny.

Here in NY: brand new jordans, leather jacket and rayban sunglasses asking for a dollar on the subway.

This sounds similar to people who sell on here as well. And they wonder why they got canned.

[zoneout]

Originally Posted by GreenBean™

Should read

Brand new foo-foo jordans, phake leather jacket and stolen rayban sunnies

Too funny.... I busted my ribcage laughing .

hahaaha, love these

[MM78]

Well I found 1 more...

[epain]

In my neighborhood bums make way more money than I do...

[BigCJ]

Originally Posted by epain

In my neighborhood bums make way more money than I do...

This is so true.

I see the people picking up cans....they dressed like bums but had brand new cars.

Now in a city like new york with 8 million + people....if even a million people drink a soda a DAY and you're collecting cans as an 8 hour job at 5 cents a can/bottle....well, you do the math LOL.

No way you could collect a million cans a day, but you get the drift.

[bruceuk]

Lots of the bums in London drive very nice cars ..
I know i supply the spares.
Perfect job for them really .
Sat on there ass 8 hours a day and people throwing money at them .
And as stated they are not fools but the exact opposite , some very smart guys .
Good luck to them is what i say ...

[MM78]

I had a lady asking me for change...funny part she was wearing a pair of new UGG's!

[MM78]

@bruceuk, u slanging Tires...sorry Tyres?

[bruceuk]

Glad the spellings improving MM .

[MM78]

Well we all know its spelled Tires...but just to make the Brits feel special well call it Tyres! lol.