Haha...I won the UK lottery

[philly387]

ONLINE NOTIFICATION UNIT.
UK NATIONAL E-LOTTERY BOARD.
165 FULHAM PALACE RD,
W6 8JB UNITED KINGDOM.

Ref:UK/9420X2/68
Batch:074/05ZY369
Serial No:5368/02

Dear Winner,
I am Henry Preston, your claims agent who is to guide you through the process of claiming your cash prize of £950,000 ($1,722,249.82). Congratulations once again from all the staff here ( UK NATIONAL E-LOTTERY BOARD). For the avoidance of doubt, your email address(phillyx_no3@hotmail.com) was gotten from one of the websites that you visited and it emerged as one of the lucky winner emails. You do not need to buy tickets nor participate in it before you can emerge as a winner. This is a lucky random selection of email addresses, and as such, it is your email address that made you become a winner. So in order to verify your winnings, we need your winning and personal data for record and verifications purposes.
Below is a verifications/data form: Please fill accordingly so as to proceed with your winnings.

VERIFICATION AND FUND RELEASE FORM
1. FULL NAMES:............................
2. DATE OF BIRTH:.........................
3. SEX:...................................
4. MARITAL STATUS:........................
5. CONTACT ADDRESS:..................
6. COUNTRY:................
7. NATIONALITY: ..........................
8. TELEPHONE NUMBER:......................
9. EMAIL ADDRESS: .................
10. AMOUNT WON:...........................
11. OCCUPATION: ..........................

Once we have received your verification and fund release form we will in turn print and store your information on our Winning files here in the UK. Only cleared winners will be directed to contact our affiliate courier company for delivery of his/her winning package.

You are to keep the claims of your winnings CONFIDENTIAL during this process of your claims. This is to protect winners and to avoid any sort of double claims by any individual (Misappropriation of funds).The UK LOTTERY BOARD will not be responsible for any winnings claimed by a false winner. PLEASE BE WARNED !!!

Warm Regards,
Barrister Henry Preston
Fiduciary Agent
+447011129105


ANY IDEAS ON WHAT I SHOULD DO TO GET SOME MONEY FROM THESE SCAM ARTISTS???

[TGMT²]

Best you can do is waste their time and act like you are interested.

But it will be a equal waste of your time.

Its a no win situation!

[philly387]

Dang...I was hoping I could get some money out of these no good....well i can't say those words here

[oompaloompa]

check out the 419 scam baiter sites, they are hilarious, Ive done minor replies asking stupid questions before, but youre right total waste of time..

[Lyda]

Good thing you keep it "confidential" as they ask you, to "protect you".. Just tell them you have PayPal account and you are "protected" already more than you ever want to be.....lol

[oompaloompa]

ask them to verify it is them and not a scammer by sending you a photo of themself, sitting on a goat and wearing underpants on their head.

[bobrob]

OH HELL NO!!

Best thing you can do is get some of that info on your competitor or a guy who screwed you over. Then submit it. How about using that on eBay CEO?